Man to buddy: She’s the one who introduced me to the lesbian that beat me up after sex.
Adams Morgan, DC
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/02/sounds-like-my-kind-of-lesbian.html
Man to buddy: She’s the one who introduced me to the lesbian that beat me up after sex.
Adams Morgan, DC
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/02/sounds-like-my-kind-of-lesbian.html
Guy: Once you’ve seen him in his underwear you want to be just like him.
Huber’s restaurant
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/03/briefing.html
Overheard by: rich
Man: That was the most secure Mexican bathroom I’ve ever seen.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: didn’t bother to find out
Chick: The bitch got an iPod and all kinds of cash from her family. She’s totally fuckin’ spoiled and it makes me sick. I finally told her, ‘Bitch, get your own fuckin’ tampons!’
http://ohinmpls.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: craig
Young man, thoughtfully: I think the reason I stopped believing in God was because when I was little I begged… I begged him to give me Superman’s powers. And he never did. He never did…
Rocky River, Ohio
Overheard by: Defying Gravity
Man pushing wheelchair lady, singing: Handicap, handicap, oh handy handy handy…
Epcot Park, Disney World
Florida
Overheard by: Euggh
Nurse: Okay, it’s time to push the baby out. Take a deep breath, hold it, and push! One, two, three… That was an awesome push! I want you to do the same thing with the next contraction, okay?
Baby daddy: Why are you making her do this?
Nurse: Ummm, to get the baby out.
Baby daddy: Are you kidding me? How long do you expect her to do it?
Nurse: Until the baby comes out.
Baby daddy: This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard! Can’t you just pull it out or something?
Labor and Delivery unit
Bakersfield, California
Dude to buddies: You’re going to spend our hooker money on a cab?
http://www.overheardinvancouver.ca/
Man: So, like, an hour later I found them — finally — dancing around in a little circle for some drunk guy!
Rundle Street
Adelaide
South Australia
Overheard by: Jimmy Bean
Guy #1: Hey, do you think that if animals could talk and were as smart as us, we would get along?
Guy #2: I think so… Actually, maybe not lions. They’re pretty crazy.
Guy #1: Yeah, we’d probably have to lock up all the lions and bears.
Guy #2: Damn, bears. Almost forgot.
http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/2007/03/after-all-they-are-number-one-threat-to.html
Overheard by: ryan
