Let's See If She'll Be Trying with You After This

Cute chick in line: Oh! I want Haribo gummi bears! I need a snack to study effectively. There are lots of things I don't do effectively without snacking.
Boyfriend: Maybe you should try snacking next time we have sex. You know, maybe a little popcorn…a candy bar…
Cute chick: Are you saying my sex isn't effective? Well, maybe there won't be a next time.
Boyfriend: You know, you're not responding very well to constructive criticism. The solution is to keep trying, not to give up.

CVS
University City, Philadelphia

Overheard by: justtryingtowaitinline

Posted on December 20, 2008
Advice, Compare and contrast, Couples, Default, Education, Girls, Guys, Insults, Pennsylvania, Sexuality, Stores, Wishes

See? Was That So Hard, Pancake-Chest?

Girl #1: Sometimes I judge you silently in my head.
Girl #2: Yeah, everyone does that. I think people should start saying what they're really thinking. We should all have running monologues about what's going through our heads.
Girl #1: Really?
Girl #2: Yeah. Like, this one time, me and my friend….
Girl #1: I think you're a bitch.

Starbucks
San Jose, California

Overheard by: Robert

Posted on December 6, 2008
California, Default, Feelings, Girls, Insults, Restaurants, Violence

Dolly Parton Faced Animosity Upon Returning to School

Student to another: Okay! Whatever, hooker hair!

University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

Overheard by: Li'l Bit

Posted on December 5, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Hair, Insults, North Carolina, Students, Words

You and Your Wily Little Electrolytes!

Flamboyant male: Fuck you, Gatorade! Fuck you!

SUNY Purchase
New York

Posted on November 28, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Insults, New York, Weirdness

If Everyone Hates Them, Why Do They Still Exist?

Acting professor: He was a mime…son of a bitch! He and his wife were both mimes. Mimes! Mimes! Mimes!

Point Park University
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: ZB

Posted on November 27, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Insults, Pennsylvania, Relationships, Teachers

Maybe I Should've Selected a Photo Where I Wasn't Holding a Beer-Bong?

Guy: So they sent me something saying they had received my application and said it would take six to eight weeks. I got a rejection letter the next day. Bitchbags.

Wake Forest University
Winston-Salem, North Carolina