Jock on cell: I bet he’s a lame fuck. He wouldn’t do any of that weird stuff you like.

Barton Springs Pool
Austin, Texas

Professor: This clip is from a documentary about women’s professional wrestling in Japan, which is pretty much the–
Football jock, interrupting: –Coolest thing ever!

Kaufman Hall, UCLA
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Not an athlete

Jock: No, dude, you totally have to use a condom with a plastic vagina.

Overheard by: hung

Eleventh grade Health teacher: Sigmund Freud did a lot of studies on that.
Jock: Wait, he was the lion tamer, right?

Plainsboro, New Jersey

Overheard by: Siegfried & Roy

Guy: Dude, that is your belly.

Sports fan to another: I'm telling you: you swing a wheel of cheese and hit a bird, that bird's going down.

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Laure

Jock: Our soccer team's like the colon–it's probably there for a reason but no one knows what it is.
Friend: That's the appendix.

Westminster, Maryland

Female track jock, to friend: So I had this fucking hair up my fucking ass.
Private school football coach, overhearing: Ladies, please watch you language.
Female track jock: I had a hair up my butt.

El Paso, Texas

Jock in business attire #1: Islamic golf carts.
Jock in business attire #2: Sick, dude. Sick.

Georgetown University
Washington, DC

Overheard by: taylor

Jock #1: Yo, dude, so you know how to get there?
Jock #2: Naw, man.
Jock #1: You don’t know how to get there?
Jock #2: Where?

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Nik