But With Bottled Water

Male college student, about 30-town boil water order: I feel like I'm in Mad Max!

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Jean

Posted on July 18, 2010
Compare and contrast, Feelings, Massachusetts, Movies, Students

Um, Vampire Style?

19-year-old girl #1: You know, I just a want a man I can sit naked with, watch Dead Poets Society, and then write a song about it afterwards.
19-year-old girl #2: Edward would totally do that for Bella.
19-year-old girl #3: You should leave Ryan.
19-year-old girl #2: Tell Ryan he can suck your dick.

Coffee Shop
Johannesburg
South Africa

Overheard by: Aeleron

Posted on July 16, 2010
Africa, Girls, Insults, Movies, Music, Stores, Wishes

I Can't Believe the Army Rejected Me

Guy #1: Hey, did you ever watch Paris Hilton's sex tape?
Guy #2: Yeah, it wasn't a turn-on though, she's in pain. Man, I couldn't wank to that.
Guy #1: Yeah, it'd be like wanking to a rape video.
Guy #3: I'd wank to that.

Glasgow
Scotland

Posted on June 20, 2010
About celebrities, Guys, Masturbation, Movies, Sex, UK, Violence

Close Enough.

Female student: It's a Wonderful Life… That's the one about the Holocaust, right?

Clarksville, Maryland

Overheard by: Jimmy Steward played Hitler

Posted on June 14, 2010
History, Maryland, Movies, Questions, Students, Stupidity

Only a Good Friend Would Say That, Stacy

Sad girl: So we broke up and I started crying, and I told him to leave and he was like “can we still watch Star Wars?”
Short haired girl: It's not even that good a movie!

Allegheny College
Meadville, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Amused

Posted on May 29, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Girls, Movies, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Relationships

In That It's Entirely Made Up

Guy #1: My boss, who's a Shaolin monk, told me if I saved his school, he'd pay off my loans. He was like “I pay off 1.5 million dollar debt!” and then, for a while, I was dealing with the Russian mafia, so I've been pretty busy.
Guy #2: Man… Your life is like a movie. It's like Karate Kid 15 or something.

Tulane University
New Orleans, Louisiana

Overheard by: iwouldtotallywatchthatmovie

Posted on January 25, 2010
Buddhism, Colleges & Universities, Crimes, Guys, Jobs & Careers, Louisiana, Money, Movies, Time Management

So Many Girls Are Fascists, but Don't Know It

Girl #1: My dream is to have a harem of guys that I can make dress up like the pale man from Pan's Labyrinth.
Girl #2: Why the hell would you do that?
Girl #1: Because it would be awesome and scary. I just want to see a bunch of people running away from me and my harem.

Mount Holyoke College
South Hadley, Massachusetts