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Woman walking Corgi shouting to woman walking King Charles Spaniel: He wants to meet a licky dog.

Brookline, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Aunt Kelly

Posted on May 15, 2009
Animals, Default, Massachusetts, Offers and requests, Weirdness, Women

Okay, Partial Credit.

Chick: How can free will and divine preordination coexist?
Dude: Smack da shit out dat ho?

High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado

Posted on May 12, 2009
Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Words

Academia's Fried Us All Already.

Professor to unmoving grad students: That's a fire alarm…pay no attention.

Princeton University
Princeton, New Jersey

Posted on May 9, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, New Jersey, Offers and requests, Teachers, Weirdness

You've Been Spending Too Much Time with Raspy Aunt Selma

Three-year-old: Pick me up some cigarettes! I need a smoke!
Dad: What did you just say!?

Kansas

Posted on May 5, 2009
Dads, Default, Guys, Kansas, Kids, Offers and requests, Questions, Smoking

Now Finish Your Lollipop and Don't Contradict Me Again

Mom: He'll have chocolate ice cream with rainbow sprinkles and gummy bears.
Five-year-old son: But I want the blue ice cream!
Mom: Honey, the blue is cotton candy ice cream. You can't have it…it's pure sugar.

Coldstone Creamery
Carlsbad, California

Overheard by: Amused Employee

Posted on May 5, 2009
California, Candy, Default, Guys, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Stores, Women

A Venti Boy, If You Catch My Drift.

Barista #1: Katie, can you make one more tall Americano?
Barista #2: Katie, can you make one black straight boy love me?

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Rook

Posted on May 1, 2009
Baristas, Default, Feelings, Offers and requests, Questions, Race, Washington

Or Why We Have Matching Engagement Rings

Male tour guide: So, this building is wh…
Sorostitute: Oh my god! Mike! (hugs tour guide)
Male tour guide: Hi…how are you?
Sorostitute: I'm great, but I gotta run, call me!
Mom in tour: I thought you said your name was Josh!
Male tour guide: It is…I don't know who that was.

Eastern Michigan University

Posted on April 30, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Employees, Girls, Guys, Michigan, Names, Offers and requests, Questions, Sorority types, Weirdness

In My Day, Substance Abuse Was a prerequisite for the Advanced Writing Seminar

Professor: Isn't Jim just a perplexing guy? I read his stories and I'm just like, “what's wrong with him?” Jim, you're just stoned all the time, aren't you? Are you stoned right now?
Jim: No!
Professor: But were you stoned earlier today?
Jim: Yes. But only because I was hungover!

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on April 29, 2009
Connecticut, Default, Drugs, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

Does That Pole Make Me Look Fat?

Girl in stall: Hi, can you put mom on the phone? (pause) Hey mom, yeah, it's me…next time you're online, go to my Facebook page and check out the pictures of me at the strip club.

Ladies Restroom, Library
Mississippi

Posted on April 29, 2009
Default, Family ties, Girls, Internet, Mississippi, Offers and requests, Restroom

Jeez, You're So Literal

Woman, holding up holiday card: This card is perfect! It says exactly what I want! (reads typical greeting card poem)
Man: Wow, it really says that?
Woman: Well, I made part of it up.

Fred Meyer Store
Oregon

Posted on April 28, 2009
Default, Guys, Holidays, Offers and requests, Oregon, Questions, Stores, Women

Offers and requests