On the phone

Why Do People Keep Marrying Danny Bonaduce?

Guy on Bluetooth: They took the two most aggressive animals and bred them together. What did they think was going to happen?

Oxford Valley Mall
Langhorne, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Tom

Posted on May 16, 2017
Animals, Guys, On the phone, Pennsylvania, Questions, Sex, Weirdness

…To Paraphrase Nietzsche

White trash woman on cell: Yeah, she OD'ed, right? I just got out of jail for murder. “Your mom died of overdose” is what she told her. You need to stop telling people all this, I could get locked up for a long time. You told Heather and everybody, she knew all about what I did. But…I don't know, she said to call her. She's at her house, I guess. Look, you don't do shitty things to people that are there for you, you do shitty things to people that are not there for you.

Computer Science Department
Ohio State University

Overheard by: Now Heather and I are both in on the secret

Posted on May 11, 2017
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Crimes, Default, Drugs, Family ties, Fears, Offers and requests, Ohio, On the phone, Weirdness, Women

Seems to Be a Common Theme

Guy on phone: So what are we doing after bible study? Beers? Ladies?

Arizona State University

Overheard by: Tiffany

Posted on March 16, 2017
Arizona, Drinking & drunks, Offers and requests, On the phone, Religion, Sex

Tonight's Movie: 2 Fast 2 Delicious

Girl on cell: Not only did she steal my car, she ate the fucking cupcakes!

Southern Connecticut State University
New Haven, Connecticut

Posted on March 14, 2017
Connecticut, Feelings, Food, Girls, Gripes, On the phone

I Always Wanted That Gift Too, but Never Got It

Girl on cell: I know it’s your birthday… but it’s my ass!

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/158402.html

Posted on March 10, 2017
Ass, On the phone, Overheard in Melbourne's Journal

It’s a Sensitive Matter Only a Truck Full of Syrup Can Resolve

Man on cell: No, Eileen’s not too happy with me. I filled her refrigerator with waffles… No, I can’t talk about it here.

Public library
Cincinnati, Ohio

Posted on March 4, 2017
Food, Gossip, Ohio, On the phone

… Bob

Chick on cell: Okay, I feel like you would know if you waxed your inner labia…

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on February 12, 2017
On the phone, Pennsylvania, Vagina

Luckily, I Was There to Apply Blush on Her While They Were Removing Her Lung

Woman on cell: I totally didn’t recognize her. Yeah, so I guess she thinks she can get away with not doing her hair and make-up before surgery.

Office Depot
Fort Worth, Texas

Posted on January 19, 2017
Beauty, Biotechs, Maladies, North America, On the phone, Stores, Texas, USA

Worst. Feel-Good Movie. Ever.

Teenage girl on cell, with happy look on face: And I kept at it until it was the artichoke it was always meant to be!

Del Mar Fairgrounds
San Diego County, California

Posted on January 6, 2017
California, Food, On the phone, Teens, Weirdness

Once Upon a Lie in Mexico

Guy on phone: Hey. (pause) No, I can't make it. (pause) Yeah, I'm in Mexico.

Murrieta, California

Overheard by: we're not that far from mexico, but still…..

Posted on January 1, 2017
California, Guys, Lies, On the phone, Weirdness