On the phone

Older woman on phone: June* is in jail right now, but she'll be into work a little later.

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Overheard by: o_o

Woman on cell: Did I tell you the baby died? No?! When did we last talk?

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Wil

Man on cell in line at bank, clearly agitated: After what happened last time, you expect me to do that? (pause) What? I can't work with that! (dead silence, then yelling) Look, you motherfucker… I know what the goddamn price of heroin is, and that's not it! (runs away from bank, gets on his 745 BMW)
Customer in line: Did he just say what I think he said?
Teller: I totally heard “heroin.”

Tukwila, Washington

Lady on cell: That Senator from Costa Rica or wherever said that our little Mandy* was the best strutter in the country!

Walt Disney World
Florida

Overheard by: Deeds

Crazy woman on cell: Yeah, you know, I just… I really think we're meant to be together. I can't stop thinking about you. I mean I feel bad I lost you… (brief pause) but I mean I saw this psychic and she said we're totally meant to be, so yeah… (pause again) Well, I mean if you don't care that I slept with so many guys while we were together, maybe we could try again?

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Overheard by: aiden

Chick on cell: There's withholding sex, and then there's withholding French fries.

Cleveland, Ohio

Dude on phone: You have a post-coital gift shop?!

College Campus
Denver, Colorado

Man in black suit on cell: Why don't you get a statement from one of the other witnesses… if they are still alive.

Courthouse
Austin, Texas

Guy on cell: If you're serious about jumping, you go to the Golden Gate Bridge. If you're really not, go to the Bay Bridge.

San Mateo, California

Overheard by: Technetium

Girl on cell inside convenience store: Why the hell did she get it under her titty? Ain't nobody gonna see it under her titty!

Bowling Green, Ohio