Acck, There's One in My Pants! Get It Out! Get It Out!

Screaming woman, surrounded by children: I haven't breast fed in months! Why won't they leave me alone?!

Philadelphia Zoo
Pennsylvania

Overheard by: mammophile

Posted on September 4, 2010
Health & Hygiene, Kids, Parenting, Pennsylvania, Rack, Women

Sort Of Like a Human Centrifuge. Any Questions?

Professor, in monotone voice: I think we're all familiar with merry-go-rounds. They're objects in playgrounds that rotate at relatively high speeds, and we put our children on them.

Millersville University
Millersville, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Tyler G

Posted on August 30, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Kids, Pennsylvania, Science, Students, Teachers

The Show Could've Used More Salt

Mother to child: Mary*, what was your favorite part of the show?
Child, eating pretzel: This pretzel!
Mother's friend: Of course it is.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Bruce Banner

Posted on August 5, 2010
Food, Kids, Moms, Pennsylvania, Questions

…And, Um, Then I Chastised Him for Being So Disrespectful!

Awkward guy: Hey, so remember when we were walking together yesterday?
Uncomfortable girl: Yeah.
Awkward guy: So my friend was all “who was that big-tittied girl you were walking with?”
Uncomfortable girl: Alright, then.

High School
Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on July 21, 2010
Girls, Guys, Pennsylvania, Questions, Rack, Relationships, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

Good Job, Guys

Dad: Okay kids, here's a penny for each of you! Throw it in the fountain and make a wish! Mark*, what did you wish for?
Mark*: A cupcake!
Dad: Okay! Joe*, what did you wish for?
Joe*: A garbage can!

Zoo
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on July 11, 2010
Dads, Family, Kids, Moms, Money, Parenting, Pennsylvania, Weirdness, Wishes

And Treat It in Much the Same Way.

Indian girl to friend: When I have a baby, I'm going to name it after my pet rock.

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Amanda

Posted on July 5, 2010
Asians, Friends, Girls, Kids, Names, Parenting, Pennsylvania, Pregnancy

I Promise Nothing

Guy: I'm so horny, I want a blowjob so bad…
Girl: You're not gonna cry again this time, are you?

The Poconos
Pennsylvania

Posted on June 23, 2010
BJs, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Pennsylvania, Wishes

He Gives the Same Answer to “Is the Bathroom Clean?”

Customer: Is this a cheese danish?
Hipster barista: It's lemon creme…kind of cheesy, I guess.
Customer: Is it good?
Hipster barista: Kind of… It's subjective.

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 10, 2010
Baristas, Customers, Food, Hipsters, Pennsylvania, Sensory experiences

Only a Good Friend Would Say That, Stacy

Sad girl: So we broke up and I started crying, and I told him to leave and he was like “can we still watch Star Wars?”
Short haired girl: It's not even that good a movie!

Allegheny College
Meadville, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Amused

Posted on May 29, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Girls, Movies, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Relationships

The Weight Watcher Points Aren't Even Close

Spanish girl to boy: Sleeping with ten niggas ain't the same thing as sleeping with ten white boys!

High School
Pennsylvania

Posted on May 1, 2010
Compare and contrast, Foreigners, Pennsylvania, Race, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex