Preppy girl on cell: Yeah. He just got out of jail and he’s hitting on me again.
Salem Community High School
Salem, Illinois
Overheard by: LiLlistna
Archive for the ‘Preppies’ Category
Doesn’t Seem Like Much of a Stretch for Either of Us
Preppy guy: You’re such a bitch, Alexandra.
Alexandra: Thanks?
Preppy guy: No, in a good way.
Alexandra: How can you be a bitch in a good way?
Preppy guy: You’re the kind of bitch that makes me wish I was gay so we could sit at an outside cafe and make fun of people’s outfits when they walk by.
Starbucks, Newbury Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: i want to, too!
The “Hugs, Not Drugs” Campaign Has Had Mixed Results
Huge gangsta boy: Maaaan, gimme a hug!
Preppy white friend: What?! No!
Huge gansta boy: What the fuck, man, just gimme a goddam hug!
High School
Nashville, Tennessee
Genetic Engineering Has a Long Way to Go
Preppy freshman chick leaving dining hall: So, life decision for today: I want to become a Gummi Bear!
University of Mary Washington
Fredericksburg, Virginia
Overheard by: Anna Deaton
Um, It’s Not Messy– It’s Calligraphy.
Preppy white boy: You’re both women, and you’re Asian! How can you have messy handwriting??
Professor: Wait, did I really just hear that?
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: The non-asian woman
That, and the Shrapnel
Preppy girl #1: Yeah, so he’s going to be in Iraq until early December, and then he gets to be here until early January, and then he starts his second tour.
Preppy girl #2: That’s awesome.
Preppy girl #1: Yeah, except that he’s dating my best friend.
Judiciary Square Metro Station
Washington, DC
Overheard by: V
Hey, Even Hoboes Have Bad Days
Preppy guy on cell: Really? He didn’t spit on me when I fed him the other day.
Cal Poly Pomona
Pomona, California
Overheard by: sorry, my llama is unpredictable
Straight Guys Totally Understand Why Girls Like Girls
Short skinny emo girl: I’m half gay.
Preppy dude walking by: There is so much to say there, so much to say.
Natick, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Un-gay friend.
Ashley Olsen Dating Lance Armstrong Was the Final Nail in the Coffin
Preppy girl #1: So the Apocalypse is totally going to happen… It’s scary.
Preppy girl #2: Yeah, I know, right?
High School Hall
Ontario
Canadia
… And That’s How I Landed My First Bellhop
Loud preppy undergrad: So I said to him, ‘Either you sleep with me or you clean the sheets.’
Alexander’s Restaurant
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
Canadia
