The Zac Efron Movie That Should Be Made

Teenage boy, shrieking: He touched my penis! He touched my penis! And I'm gay! I'm gay!

Charleston, South Carolina

Posted on April 19, 2010
Penis, Queers, Sexuality, South Carolina, Teens

It's Not Their Worlds I Want to Enter

Girl: So I think he's taken our relationship a step further.
Gay friend: Oh! What, did he ask you out?
Girl: No.
Gay friend: Did he finally tell you he likes you?
Girl: No! Nothing like that.
Gay friend: Then what?
Girl: He started talking to me exclusively in D&D jargon!
Gay friend: See, this is why we have different tastes in men.

Burlington, Vermont

Overheard by: Doesn't play D&D

Posted on March 20, 2010
Compare and contrast, Fag hags, Games, Queers, Relationships, Vermont, Words

Why the Gays Should Run the World

Delightfully gay and snarky flight attendant: Now, ladies, I am impressed with your Louis Vuitton and your coach. I adore your Prada and your Gucci. They are beautiful. But I will be more impressed with all of your bags if you stow them under the seat while we are landing. Now sit back and shut up.
(five minutes later, while plane is taxiing)
Delightfully gay and snarky flight attendant: We are finally here. So please, exit the plane a lot quicker than you boarded it. (plane stops, parks at gate) Get out.

Midway Airport
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on January 30, 2010
Airports & flights, Compliments, Fashion, Flight attendants, Grumpies, Illinois, Offers and requests, Queers

I Was Hoping to Avoid the Disney Store

Queer: I told you they wouldn't have nipple stars!
Girl: Why the hell would they not have nipple stars? It's a hot topic, they should have nipple stars!

Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: Shopper

Posted on January 24, 2010
Fashion, Girls, Nipples, Ohio, Queers, Undies, Weirdness

Hard to Imagine I'd Ever Get Sick Of Being Objectified

Gay guy: Then we can talk about boys more openly because I'll have long hair, and be pretty and have boobs!
Girl: They're not that fun…
Gay guy: Boobs aren't that fun?
Girl: No!

Pleasant Grove, Utah

Overheard by: Weskimo

Posted on December 24, 2009
Beauty, Girls, Hair, Queers, Questions, Rack, Sexuality, Utah

How Come We Didn't Have Logic Questions Like This in High School?

Jeff: If I was gay I would whip out my dick right now… which I'm about to do.

Plainsboro, New Jersey

Overheard by: Scott

Posted on December 17, 2009
New Jersey, Penis, Queers, Sexuality

Next Time, Actually Read My Nametag.

Drunk chick: Haha, you're a cheeky queen.
Drunk queer: Don't call me a cheeky queen! I'm a dirty bitch!

Provincetown, Massachusetts

Posted on September 10, 2009
Chicks, Drunks, Insults, Massachusetts, Queers, Words

Salem's Kind Of a Dead Town

Gay hairdresser: Ew, I don't think I could handle seeing dead people all gross and stuff!
Teenage girl getting haircut: You know, it's really not that bad… I kinda like it!
Straight hairdresser: Working downtown scares me sometimes…

Salem, Oregon

Posted on August 28, 2009
Clients, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Death & dying, Fears, Oregon, Queers, Teens

I've Forbidden It from Watching Terms Of Endearment

Queer, after being rushed to play Scrabble: You don't understand what it's like having all vowels!
Drunk girl: You don't understand what it's like having a vagina, so who wins?
Queer: I do! I have an emotional vagina.

Long Beach, California

Overheard by: pucewoman

Posted on June 29, 2009
California, Compare and contrast, Drunks, Feelings, Games, Girls, Queers, Questions, Sexuality, Vagina, Words

Yet You Know When Jennifer Aniston Changes Her Hair Color?

Mexican drag queen hosting a show: It's St. Patrick's day tomorrow…
Crowd: It's today!
Mexican drag queen: Is it tonight? I never know these things, I don't watch the news!

Gay Bar
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on June 22, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Canadia, Latinos, Queers, Strangers, Stupidity, Time Management, TV shows

Queers