She Was Just Fucking with Him–She's Actually a Figure Skater

Girl, giving tour: Here is my favorite, one of our the weight training rooms.
Guy on tour with Australian accent: Do you train here as well?
Girl: Yes, this is my event.
Guy: What? Weightlifting?
Girl: Yeah. I'm training for the snatch.
Guy: What?
Girl: It goes like this. (demonstrates weight lifting move)
Guy (not suppressing grin): And how much is your snatch?
Girl: I start with 83 pounds.
Guy (snickering): Reeeally…
Girl: Yep. Also the clean and jerk.
Guy: (leaves tour group, unable to suppress laughter)

US Olympic Training Center
Colorado Springs, Colorado

Overheard by: TK

Posted on January 31, 2016
Colorado, Default, Foreigners, Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Questions, Weirdness

See My Rattail?

Man at bar: What do you girls do for a living?
Attractive women: We’re in sales, you?
Man: You’re in sales? I think you need a career change.
Women: I’m sorry, what do you do?
Man: I’m with the carnival.

Country Bar
Fort Worth, Texas

Posted on January 30, 2016
Advice, Chicks, Default, Guys, Jobs & Careers, Questions, Restaurants, Strangers, Texas, Weirdness, Women

Yeah, Stop Emailing Me Those Photos.

Drunk girl: Guess whose shirt I'm wearing!
Sober friend: Whose?
Drunk girl, without missing a beat: What?
(15 minutes later)
Drunk girl: I'm not even wearing a shirt!

Dorm Room
Wisconsin

Posted on January 27, 2016
Clothes, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Girls, Offers and requests, Questions, Wisconsin

Men Are Easily Distracted

Man: You know the black guy from Transformers? You know who I'm talking about?
Woman: Megan Fox?
Man: Yeah.

Holland, Michigan

Posted on January 27, 2016
About celebrities, Guys, Michigan, Movies, Questions, Race, Stupidity, Women

If She Were a True Psychic, She Wouldn't Have Answered the Phone

(group of teen girls on field trip)
Bored niece: Hey! Let's call my aunt in California. She's a psychic. (dials phone) Hi, we are bored and thought we'd call and ask you psychic questions.
Bored niece's friend: Ask her what my stage name would be if I became a stripper.

Lake Atlanta Park
Rogers, Arkansas

Overheard by: Yes, I have shoes and all of my teeth.

Posted on January 24, 2016
Arkansas, Default, Family ties, Friends, Girls, Jobs & Careers, Names, Questions

Yeah, and I Had to Put Them Down!

Teen #1: Why didn't you send it to me?
Teen #2: I don't know. I sent you the humping cats.

Harrison, Michigan

Overheard by: Lauren

Posted on January 19, 2016
Animals, Michigan, Questions, Teens

You'll Pick Up My Tab, Right?

Cute girl to suit: What are you drinking?
Suit: Absolut on the rocks.
Cute girl: I prefer Belvedere.
Suit: Are you trying to get a free drink?
Cute girl to bartender: May I please have a Chopin Martini, up with olives? (points to suit, then turns back to him) Go fuck yourself. (walks away)

Hotel Bar
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: arrc

Posted on January 19, 2016
Bars & Clubs, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Guys, Massachusetts, Names, Offers and requests, Questions, Suits

Enough to Keep Me in Sneakers for Chasing Ambulances

Lawyer to another: So, how much do you charge for a malicious wounding?

Party
Charleston, West Virginia

Posted on January 19, 2016
Coworkers, Questions, West Virginia

He Turns Up in All Shakespeare’s Plays, Like Alfred Hitchcock

Teen girl: Macbeth… That’s the one with Hamlet, right?

Ottawa
Canadia

Posted on January 19, 2016
Canadia, Questions, Teens

Are You Going to Tell Me This Story or Not?

Man #1: I seen Jimmy the other day cuttin’ grass at my brother’s.
Man #2: Which brother?
Man #1: How many brothers I got?
Man #2: Two.
Man #1: Well, which one of ’em gets their grass cut by Jimmy?

McDonough, Georgia

Overheard by: lesley arango

Posted on January 17, 2016
Georgia, Gossip, Guys, Questions

Questions