Have You Considered Sarah Lawrence?

Girl #1: Let me suggest to you…
Girl #2 (interrupting): Why can't I take like drugs or sex? Something that interests me? Not like race… Not that it isn't that interesting… Not that I'm racist. I'm not a racist. (nervous laugh)

Long Island University, New York

Overheard by: Reena

Posted on May 2, 2009
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Default, Drugs, Girls, New York, Questions, Race, Sex

Tell Me You Didn't Get It Just to Use That Line?

Girl: Yeah, my husband's in Iraq. And I just got a boob job! How do you like my rack?

High School Reunion
Michigan

Posted on May 2, 2009
Body parts, Default, Geography, Girls, Michigan, Questions, Relationships, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

The Big Ones Are Making My Tummy Ache

Cute little girl: Daddy, can we eat a little pigeon?

São Paulo
Brazil

Posted on May 1, 2009
Birds, Brazil, Default, Family ties, Girls, Kids, Questions

A Venti Boy, If You Catch My Drift.

Barista #1: Katie, can you make one more tall Americano?
Barista #2: Katie, can you make one black straight boy love me?

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Rook

Posted on May 1, 2009
Baristas, Default, Feelings, Offers and requests, Questions, Race, Washington

As Seen in Two Girls, One Cut

Male suit: Did you know that the most common cosmetic surgery these days is vaginal rejuvenation?
Female suit: “Vaginal rejuvenation,” that's a mouthful.

Starbucks
New York

Overheard by: Caged Monkey

Posted on May 1, 2009
Default, Girls, Guys, New York, Questions, Restaurants, Suits, Vagina, Words

But It Came with the ESP Feature

Teen guy #1: Fuck, my girlfriend hasn't texted me back in over two hours!
Teen guy #2: Do you even have your phone on you?
Teen guy #1: No, it's in the car.

Upper Hutt
New Zealand

Overheard by: Schmitty

Posted on April 30, 2009
Default, Gripes, Guys, New Zealand, Questions, Relationships, Teens, Texting

Sidesaddle, If She Liked

Young suit #1: I'd totally ride her.
Young suit #2: Her!?
Young suit #1: Yeah, what's up with her? She's very pleasant-looking.
Young suit #2: My point exactly. You don't “totally ride” (makes air quotes) someone who's pleasant-looking.
(pause)
Young suit #1: Fair enough. (pause) Okay then, I'd totally let her ride me.
Young suit #2: Yeah, me too.

Subway Sandwich Shop
Glasgow
Scotland

Posted on April 30, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Public transportation, Questions, Scotland, Suits, Words

Or Why We Have Matching Engagement Rings

Male tour guide: So, this building is wh…
Sorostitute: Oh my god! Mike! (hugs tour guide)
Male tour guide: Hi…how are you?
Sorostitute: I'm great, but I gotta run, call me!
Mom in tour: I thought you said your name was Josh!
Male tour guide: It is…I don't know who that was.

Eastern Michigan University

Posted on April 30, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Employees, Girls, Guys, Michigan, Names, Offers and requests, Questions, Sorority types, Weirdness

In My Day, Substance Abuse Was a prerequisite for the Advanced Writing Seminar

Professor: Isn't Jim just a perplexing guy? I read his stories and I'm just like, “what's wrong with him?” Jim, you're just stoned all the time, aren't you? Are you stoned right now?
Jim: No!
Professor: But were you stoned earlier today?
Jim: Yes. But only because I was hungover!

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on April 29, 2009
Connecticut, Default, Drugs, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

Can You Prove He Didn't?

Teacher: Who lived at Monticello?
Student: Darth Vader!

History Classroom
Idaho

Posted on April 29, 2009
Class, Default, Idaho, Movies, Questions, Students, Teachers, US Geography

Questions