Are They Telling You the Future?

Male professor: Can you see my nipples through this shirt?
Female professor: Yes!
Male professor: That is neat.

Oaxaca
Mexico

Overheard by: entiendo

Posted on March 25, 2009
Default, Girls, Guys, Nipples, North America, Questions, Teachers, Words

…After Taking Me to the Movies.

Hot girl to random girl: Have you read or seen He's Not That Into You?
Random girl, to uninterested guy: No.
Hot girl: Well, I highly recommend you read it!

Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: he really wasn't

Posted on March 24, 2009
Advice, Books, Default, Florida, Girls, Movies, Questions

You're Not Allowed to Desire Anything

Dude on streetcar: Anybody on the bus got a newspaper?
Friend: Dude, this is a streetcar.

Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: Glad this town has transit options

Posted on March 24, 2009
Default, Friends, Guys, Oregon, Public transportation, Questions, Words

Aren't You Glad We Can Talk Like This?

Girl #1: So, during history I was blowing bubbles with my gum and…
Girl #2: Who's bubbles?
Girl #1 (continuing, uninterrupted): I got it all over my glasses just as my history teacher looks at me! He just stood up there laughing for a good five minutes, and no one knew what he was laughing at because I managed to get it back in my mouth before anyone could see.
Girl #2: Wait, what?

Eugene, Oregon

Overheard by: nyssa

Posted on March 23, 2009
Default, Education, Girls, History, Language barrier, Oregon, Questions

She's Just Gherkin You Off

Preppy girl: It's like eating pickle juice.
Guy: Like pickle juice?
Friend: How fucking stupid are you?

Rockford, Illinois

Posted on March 22, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Food, Friends, Girls, Guys, Illinois, Questions, Students, Stupidity

Then I Watched the Wheels in His Mind Go Round and Round

Woman to friend: He told me last night he had a baby girl named Traley. I asked him if that was short for trailer park.

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on March 21, 2009
Default, Family ties, Names, Questions, Tennessee, Women

Yes and Yes!

Female employee, seeing lunch being prepared: Oh, Kielbasa! I love Kielbasa! You know how I like my Kielbasa?
(pause)
Fireman #1: On your knees?
Fireman #2: In your mouth?

Maine

Posted on March 20, 2009
Body parts, Default, Employees, Feelings, Food, Girls, Guys, Maine, Mouth, Questions

That Rug Really Ties the Room Together

Girl student: So, the Federal Government is like, a puppy, like (giggle) they're so cute… And like, you want to just cuddle them, then they're naughty and it's bad.
Teacher: Kelly, could you please explain a bit more? I'm not getting your reasoning here.
Girl student: Well…they do good things, and it's cute, then they like pee on your rug, and it's bad.
Teacher: I promise you, the next time a member of the Federal Government pees on my rug, I will go bonkers.

Boulder, Colorado

Overheard by: Tizri

Posted on March 19, 2009
Animals, Beauty, Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Pee, Questions, Students, Teachers

Dakota Fanning, Parker Posey and Carlos Mencia Failed to Light Up the Small Screen

Young daughter to white mother: You fell in love with a Mexican?
White mom: Yes, I did.
Mexican dad: Unfortunately.

El Fenix
Texas

Posted on March 19, 2009
Compare and contrast, Dads, Default, Feelings, Girls, Kids, Mexicans, Moms, Questions, Restaurants, Texas

Canadian or Retarded? The Controversy Continues.

Girl #1: So how is your new class going?
Girl #2: I don't know yet. We just found out there's a presentation that's worth 20%.
Girl #1: That sucks.
Girl #2: Yeah, and like, it's not easy either, like we have to think!

Ryerson University
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Lookforthewoman

Posted on March 19, 2009
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Girls, Questions, Stupidity

Questions

Canadian or Retarded? The Controversy Continues.