And Who Needs Foresight When You've Got a Guatemalan?

Guy: Who needs insight when you've got a Brazilian?

Moncton
New Brunswick
Canadia

Overheard by: Mel

Posted on November 22, 2008
Canadia, Default, Geography, Guys, Philosophy, Questions

Disney's Dumpo Has Been Box Office Gold for Decades

Mom to toddler in stroller: What was your favorite part of the circus?
Toddler in stroller: The elephants pooping!

Disneyland
Anaheim, California

Posted on November 22, 2008
Animals, California, Default, Kids, Moms, Poop, Questions, Tourist attractions

It's Almost Like You're Blaming the Victim Here

Guy, carrying basket: It's just hard to know that I did so much for her, I did everything right in our marriage and now she is intentionally trying to hurt me.
Girl, pushing cart: Seriously? You did everything right?
Guy: Yes, I did.
Girl: Um, you slept with me.
Guy: Yeah, but that was a long time ago and I didn't do it to hurt her.

Trader Joe's
Hillcrest, California

Posted on November 22, 2008
California, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Infidelity, Questions, Relationships, Stores

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Maternity nurse to nursing students: I mean, how many fingers do I want in my vagina in twelve hours?

Clinton Township, Michigan

Posted on November 22, 2008
Default, Foreplay, Michigan, Nurses, Questions, Time Management, Vagina

Remember This When We Get Back to Detroit

Older man to wife, moving luggage into hotel room: Really, honey? You want to complain about that? You actually want to go to the front desk and tell them that your room is too nice?

Miami, Florida

Overheard by: I'm not complainin'

Posted on November 22, 2008
Beauty, Default, Feelings, Florida, Guys, Old folks, Questions, Weirdness

It's the Guardian of Our Collective Chastity

Girl on cell: Why are you going to the gynecologist? (pause) Everybody has discharge!

Beaverton, Oregon

Overheard by: CoRri

Posted on November 20, 2008
Default, Girls, Maladies, On the phone, Oregon, Questions

Mike Hunt Fights the Temptation to Change His Name

Older lady customer: Are you Chris?
Manager guy: No, I'm Mike.
Older lady customer: Are you Carl?
Manager guy: No, I'm still Mike.

Perkins Restaurant
Westfall, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Veronica @ http://everythingisused.blogspot.com/

Posted on November 20, 2008
Customers, Default, Employees, Guys, Mental illnesses, Names, Pennsylvania, Questions, Restaurants, Women

They're Even Set to the Same Music

Girl #1: So, how do orgies work? I don't really get it.
Girl #2: I dunno. I think if you see a hole, you just fill it with whatever you've got.
Girl #3: It's like Tetris!

Gold Coast
Australia

Posted on November 20, 2008
Australia, Compare and contrast, Default, Games, Girls, Questions, Sex

From Now On, All Lectures Will Be Given by the TA.

Professor, talking about Meatless Tuesdays during WWI: And what would not eating meat save?
Genius (excitedly): Bullets!
Professor: Um, no.
Genius: By not having to shoot the animals.

History Class, Christopher Newport University
Newport News, Virginia

Overheard by: be CNU

Posted on November 16, 2008
Class, Colleges & Universities, Default, Food, History, Questions, Students, Stupidity, Teachers, Virginia

And We Both Need to Take It Easier on White People

Asian #1: So do you guys eat a lot of Mongolian beef and shit?
Asian #2: Dude! I'm Korean!
(later)
Asian #2: Do you understand everything in those anime movies?
Asian #1: I'm not Japanese! Now I don't feel so bad.

Emory University
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on November 16, 2008
Asians, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Food, Geography, Questions

Questions