Every Time I Try That, I Lose Some Memory

Mom: Arrrrgh. My brain just isn’t working today!
Eight-year-old (deadpan): Did you try turning it off and on again?

Steveston
Canadia

Overheard by: laughing sangria out my nose

Posted on May 14, 2020
Advice, Canadia, Default, Gripes, Kids, Moms, Questions, Technology

What about a Shapeshifter Disguised As Data?

Thug #1: Is it cheatin’ if you do it on the holodeck?
Thug #2: Nah. Fucking data doesn’t count either.

Target
Reston, Virginia

Overheard by: Carly

Posted on May 13, 2020
Questions, Thugs, Virginia

Double Dare's “Physical Challenges” Aren't What They Once Were

Girl #1: What? Did he think I was going to let him have sex with me?
Girl #2: Or choke you?

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/05/sent-in-april-3.html

Overheard by: Marty

Posted on May 12, 2020
Eavesdrop DC, Girls, Questions, Sex, Violence, Weirdness

Leave It to the Ivy Leaguers to Really Get to the Crux of an Issue

Frat boy: That's all I want, a girl from, like, some poor village in southern Italy, doesn't speak a fuckin' *word* of English, and I can bring her home, and she can lie in my bed all day, and fuck me, and make me gnocci.
Plain blonde girl: Do you really like gnocci?

Yale Berkeley College Dining Hall
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Posted on May 10, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Default, Food, Frat boy types, Geography, Language barrier, Massachusetts, Questions, Relationships, Sorority types, Wishes

And What Kind Of a Lame-Ass Answer Is “Energy”?

Tutor: So what are some things you associate with lemons?
Student #1: Yellow!
Student #2: Energy!
Student #3: Gin-an-tonic!
Tutor: What? Genitalia? Who said genitalia?

Massey University
Wellington
New Zealand

Posted on May 10, 2020
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Drinking & drunks, Fruit, New Zealand, Questions, Students, Teachers, Words

Just Because Of the Short-Shorts and Rollerskates?

Curious brunette: Hey, is that casting agent friend of yours gay?
Exasperated brunette: No! That's the guy I sleep with sometimes. Why does everyone keep asking me that?

Rosepepper Cantina
Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Amy Rose

Posted on April 29, 2020
Bimbettes, Questions, Restaurants, Sex, Sexuality, Tennessee

But Take This Cream, to Be on the Safe Side

Girl: Hey, Lamar!
Guy: Oh, hey!
Girl: How you been? You been sick?
Guy: Nah… healthy.
Girl: Oh… see ya!

Bowling Green State University
Bowling Green, Ohio

Overheard by: Alex

Posted on April 27, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Default, Etiquette, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Ohio, Questions

Best. Peer Advisor. Ever.

Curious friend: Doesn't your mouth get tired?
Small Asian girl: That's what my hands are for!
Curious friend: Don't your arms get tired?!
Small Asian girl: That's what my mouth is for!
Curious friend: What do you do when both get tired?
Small Asian girl: Oh, that's when he puts it in my butt.

Hoboken, New Jersey

Posted on April 25, 2020
Asians, Ass, Backdoor, BJs, Friends, Girls, Hands, Masturbation, Mouth, New Jersey, Questions, Weirdness

No Australian Is One Of Those

Maths teacher: Girls, what you need to do is try and think like a mathematician.
Student: Why, miss? We're not mathematicians.
Maths teacher: Yes, you are. Whenever you do maths, you're a mathematician.
Student: What about when we're in English class? Does that make us engleticians?

Australia

Posted on April 24, 2020
Advice, Australia, Default, Education, Questions, Students, Teachers, Words

The Kind They Blind You With

Girl #1: What’s Scientology?
Girl #2: Isn’t it like, you know, science?

Brisbane
Australia

Overheard by: Dave

Posted on April 23, 2020
Australia, Default, Girls, Questions, Religion, Science, Stupidity, Words

Questions