First, Imagine You Don't Admit Guests Back There

Very gay man: I need to sit like a man…wait, how do I do that?

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/06/you-didnt-get-manual-during-initiation.html

Overheard by: almost a lawyer.

Posted on February 8, 2019
Default, Overheard in Philly, Queers, Questions, Sexuality, Wishes

Everyone Laughed at Wendy Until Her Fast-Food Franchise Took Off

Pigtailed four-year-old girl to couple behind at checkout: Do you know me? Do you?
Tired mother: Hush, honey. They don't know you.
Pigtailed four-year-old girl: Well, they should! Know me! Don't forget me.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/393659778/we-all-know-you-now.html

Overheard by: that girl is going to be famous

Posted on February 7, 2019
Default, Girls, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Weirdness

Jeez, Even the Vatican Doesn't Go That Far

50-something clipboard guy: Excuse me miss, do you have just a couple minutes for campus international?
Girl: Sorry, I don't believe in other countries.

University of Minnesota

Overheard by: Cornielius

Posted on February 4, 2019
Colleges & Universities, Default, Geography, Girls, Guys, Minnesota, Offers and requests, Questions, Weirdness

You're an Ass Whore?

20-something girl #1: I can so control when he gets off now.
20-something girl #2: How?
20-something girl #1: I just bend over and tell him that my ass is jealous.
20-something girl #2: Oh my god!

Sushi Bar
Tempe, Arizona

Posted on February 1, 2019
Arizona, Ass, Bars & Clubs, Default, Getting off, Girls, Questions

Broke Something I Didn't Know I Had

Old guy: So did you have hallway sex last night?
Old fat guy: Uh… Yeah… Last night was kinda crazy.

Taco Truck
Visalia, California

Posted on January 31, 2019
California, Fat people, Old folks, Questions, Sex

I Rule This Men's Room!

Impatient father to 5-year-old girl in toilet stall: Mary, hurry up, what are you doing in there?
Mary: I was just thinking about how great I am.

Men's Room, Airport
Fort Myers, Florida

Posted on January 23, 2019
Airports & flights, Compliments, Dads, Default, Florida, Girls, Guys, Kids, Questions

Just Remember: “There Are No Small Parts…”

Girl #1: Why is it that so many midgets end up getting into acting? There must be a shortage of midget actors…
Girl #2: Shortage?

Sault Ste Marie
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on January 20, 2019
Canadia, Default, Girls, Language barrier, Questions, Words

Always a Burning Question

Sensitive soul: Why would I fuck you if you have a rash?

Dining Hall, Stony Brook University
Stony Brook, New York

Overheard by: Slightly amused but scared

Posted on January 18, 2019
Colleges & Universities, Default, Etiquette, New York, Questions, Sex, STDs, Students, Threats

Also to Make Julienne Fries

Freshman #1: I really use a time machine.
Freshman #2: What for?
Freshman #1: Time travel, dumbass.

Northwestern University
Illinois

Posted on January 17, 2019
Colleges & Universities, Guys, Illinois, Questions, Students, Technology, Time Management

Your Editors Pray She's Not from the U.S.

Tourist woman to wheelchair-bound local: Can you point me in the right direction?
Wheelchair-bound local: Yep, it's straight down that way.
Tourist woman: Okay…but is it walkable?

St. Lawrence Market
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: kingdubby

Posted on January 12, 2019
Canadia, Disabled, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Stupidity, Tourists

Questions

You're an Ass Whore?