Stay Away from Drugs, Kids!

Teen ordering at Subway: Yeah, I want mustard.
Teen friend: No way. Mustard?
Teen ordering: I like mustard.
Teen friend: Omigod, I'm telling Paul* and he's never gonna talk to you again.
Teen ordering: What? Omigod! No, don't!
Teen friend, pulling out phone and dialing: Too late.
Teen ordering, almost crying: I like Paul*!
Teen friend, answering phone: Hello? Paulie! Natasha* loves mustard. (pause) Oh. Never mind, Paul* likes mustard.
Cashier: Um, are you two drunk?
Teen ordering, wide-eyed: Do you like mustard?

Subway
Alabama

Overheard by: they were drunk.

Posted on August 20, 2010
Alabama, Employees, Food, Restaurants, Teens, Weirdness

Also How He Chooses a House Of Worship.

20-something guy, entering taqueria with friends: There better be a midget in a sombrero offering me salsa as soon as I get in the door, or I'm gonna be pissed.

San Francisco, Calfornia

Overheard by: Alex

Posted on August 1, 2010
Food, Friends, Guys, Restaurants, San Francisco, Stupidity, Threats, Weirdness

…Look What Happened to Me!

Pregnant mother to son: Stop throwing daddy's meat around!

Outback Steakhouse
Parsippany, New Jersey

Posted on July 8, 2010
Family, Food, New Jersey, Parenting, Penis, Preggers, Restaurants

Until Its Sour Cream Came Out

Girl to girlfriend: If our burritos were in jail, my burrito would rape your burrito.

Chipotle
Northridge, California

Posted on April 19, 2010
California, Compare and contrast, Food, Girls, Restaurants, Sex, Violence

Just Chillin' in Central Park

Man on cell: Did I say Boston? I'm sorry, I was just in Boston, that's why I said that. Atlanta, I'm in Atlanta right now.

Beacon Hill Starbucks
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on April 5, 2010
Lies, Massachusetts, On the phone, Restaurants, US Geography

Frankly, You Should Be More Worried About That Burrito

Five-year-old girl to ten-year-old sister: I don't know what you're so worried about. As long as it's not you who throws the first punch, the principal won't yell at you. That's always what happens with me.

Taco Bell
Plainview, New York

Overheard by: Tina

Posted on March 31, 2010
Education, Kids, New York, Restaurants, Violence

We Also Would Have Accepted “Cuban”

Teen girl: What that thing that Frank Sinatra was? It starts with a “k”?
Teen friend: A “crooner”?
Girl: Yeah, that's it. A crooner.

Starbucks
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on March 8, 2010
About celebrities, Canadia, Restaurants, Stupidity, Teens, Words

A Man Needs a Cool Head to Eat at Denny's

Cowboy #1, in cowboy dialect: One thing I can tell you, if one of them bites you on the lip, don't panic. Just wait till it starts to let go and then push it off of you.
Cowboy #2: You know, that's right.

Denny's
Willcox, Arizona

Overheard by: Alan B. Barley

Posted on January 19, 2010
Advice, Arizona, Body parts, Fears, Rednecks, Restaurants, Violence

In Unrelated News, Want Some Homemade Cookies?

Manager of restaurant to guy leaving restroom: I know we don't have paper towels in there. I am getting some right now.
Guy: It's okay. I never wash my hands anyway.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/362523566/dont-come-back-now.html

Overheard by: that guy's girlfriend

Posted on January 8, 2010
Bosses, Guys, Hands, Health & Hygiene, Overheard in Minneapolis, Restaurants, Restroom

Gin?

Middle-aged father to waitress, about loud toddler daughter: It's an emergency. We need some happy juice.

Restaurant
Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: silver

Posted on January 8, 2010
Baristas, Colorado, Dads, Food, Kids, Offers and requests, Parenting, Restaurants, Should have used a condom

Restaurants