Speaking Of Which, We Should Totally Go Back to That Leather Bar

Girl #1: I could never be a vegetarian.
Girl #2: Ugh, me neither, I love meat way too much.
Girl #1: I know. Especially when it's been caged and slapped around.
Girl #2: Totally.

Starbucks

Posted on June 10, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Food, Girls, Restaurants

I Mean, I've Got Room

College girl, yelling at friend: I mean, I hooked up with everyone in Sigma Nu before I was dating him! Why wouldn't I keep hooking up with everyone in Sigma Nu now?

Starbucks
Los Angeles, California

Posted on June 7, 2015
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Girls, Questions, Relationships, Restaurants, Students

I Think He Got the Gist When I Fucked Him and Then Stole His Wallet

Brunette: Was it you that was telling me you told prince charming that you were a whore?
Redhead: You mean Mark*, the rich guy? No, I just told him not to fall in love with me because I was a faithless whore and there was no man on earth worthy of my loyalty. You give a man loyalty and they walk all over you. Besides, I wouldn't describe him as prince charming. More like a toad with money.
Brunette: So you did tell him you were a whore?

Greek Restaurant
Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Posted on June 5, 2015
Bimbettes, Compare and contrast, Feelings, Infidelity, Louisiana, Money, Questions, Restaurants

I Assume That Means a General Lack of Randiness

Girl: What about her? She’s cute.
Guy: Yeah… but her boobs are small.
Girl: What’s wrong with small boobs anyway?
Guy: They’re… not… big.

Restaurant, Oregon

Posted on June 4, 2015
Beauty, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Oregon, Questions, Restaurants

Like Sand on the Beach, So Are the Balls Of Our Lives

Gay #1: One guy likes to have his junk stepped on, but no punches in them.
Gay #2: Ow!
Gay #1: I don't like balls in my toes, though.
Gay #2: Just think of it as sand on a beach!

Starbucks
Somerville, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Scott

Posted on December 7, 2014
Balls, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Gays, Massachusetts, Penis, Restaurants

What Happens When Whoopi Goldberg Is Your Bible School Teacher

Mother to young son: What did you learn in church today?
Son: I told you.
Mother: What was it again?
Son: That when you play tic-tac-toe it's best to pick the middle square.

Costco
Boise, Idaho

Posted on November 21, 2014
Default, Guys, Idaho, Kids, Moms, Questions, Religion, Restaurants

Does…Not…Compute…

Chick #1: She doesn’t even *want* to get married!
Chick #2: And she’s not a ho?

Starbucks, Pacific Center
Daly City, California

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on November 8, 2014
California, Chicks, Questions, Relationships, Restaurants, Sexuality, Wishes

You Have to Earn the Right to Stay in Paradise, Pal

Guido: Dude, I think your girlfriend is going to dump you. You fell off your chair inside and you punched me in the ribs twice when I got up to go to the bathroom.
Drunk Guido: No, she can’t dump me. She lets me put it in her ass!

Outside Restuarant
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Lauren