This Happens Every School Day

Black girl #1: It looks like you're wearing underwear.
Black girl #2: I am wearing underwear.
Black girl #1: Oh okay.
Black girl #2: Wanna see?
Black girls surrounding: No!

Jackson Memorial High School
Jackson, New Jersey

Posted on February 2, 2009
Clothes, Default, Girls, New Jersey, Offers and requests, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

Even If I Am 87% Synthetic

Overly dramatic English teacher: You will have the face you deserve when you are eighty. I will be beautiful.

AC Flora High School
Columbia, South Carolina

Posted on January 29, 2009
Age and ageing, Body parts, Compliments, Default, School [Elem., Middle, & High], South Carolina, Teachers

The Best Apples Don't Go Into Applesauce. Or Teaching

English teacher (about Don Pedro in Much Ado about Nothing: “Don” in Spanish means “wicked cool guy.”

Tantasqua High School
Fiskdale, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Kat

Posted on December 9, 2008
Default, Education, Language barrier, Massachusetts, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers, Words

Makes Teaching Teenagers Seem Almost Bearable

Chemistry teacher: We've been experimenting with butane for the last three periods and I'm a little high right now.

Hume-Fogg High School
Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on November 14, 2008
Default, Drugs, Feelings, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Science, Teachers, Tennessee

You're the Most Boring Imaginary Friend Ever

Emo-poser teen girl: Does this make me look like I exist?
Teen guy (looking): No.

Pinnacle High School
Phoenix, Arizona

Posted on November 13, 2008
Arizona, Clothing, Default, Girls, Guys, Philosophy, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens

The Little Guy Never Gets a Break

Boy: Why can't we go in?
Girl: Maybe someone was murdered.
Boy: Lucky.

West Junior High
Columbia, Missouri

Overheard by: Kelsey

Posted on November 9, 2008
Death & dying, Default, Girls, Guys, Missouri, Murder, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Weirdness

That's the Last Time I'll Use the Frathouse Shower

Skanky girl: My hair smells like cum.

Gleneagle Secondary School
Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on October 29, 2008
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Cum, Default, Girls, Hair, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sensory experiences

Later the Cafeteria Staff Served Us Pasta Boobies

Random freshman: And then this junior girl came up to me and was like, “look at this penis on my locker…his name is Napoleon.”

Lakeland Regional High School
Wanaque, New Jersey

Overheard by: kristina

Posted on October 28, 2008
Default, Guys, History, Names, New Jersey, Penis, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students

I Believe It's Pronounced “Ho”

Tiny girl to friend: You're not fat, you're Santa Claus-esque. Get it right, whore.

Coronado Middle School
Coronado, California

Overheard by: they won the game

Posted on October 21, 2008
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Diet & weight, Friends, Girls, Insults, Kids, Santa Claus, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Words

The One It Was So Easy It Was a Piece Of?

Guy to girlfriend: And after that, I was just done. It took the icing on the cake…or whatever.
Girlfriend: What cake?

Aloha Highschool
Oregon

Posted on October 10, 2008
Couples, Default, Food, Girls, Guys, Oregon, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

School [Elem., Middle, & High]