Girl to another: She pulls the virgin card all the time, but she’s such a slut.
North Dakota State University
Overheard by: Chelsea
Archive for the ‘Sexuality’ Category
Hard to Imagine You Two Have Time to Read
(40-something man was hitting on young clerk when his wife comes up)
Man: I honestly think man wasn’t meant to be faithful. We’re all so sexual.
Wife: Did you forget I was here?
Man: I’ll be in the car in a second.
(she leaves store)
Man, after looking back at clerk: Please. She loves getting pimped out to my friends.
Bookstore
Ocala, Florida
Let’s Think About It J. Logically
Oblivious lady #1: I just don’t know what to do with all of that junk back there.
Oblivious lady #2: Where, in your trunk?
Oblivious lady #1: Yeah, there’s just so much junk in my trunk!
Guelph, Ontario
Why Superman Gets So Much Girlie Action.
Younger heavy metal guy with older coworkers: I never find the right size of long johns in the winter, so I buy women’s tights instead. (older coworkers look at him in shock) What? I was kidding! Morning humor, you know.
Macho guy sitting behind: Yeah, women’s tights make your junk look bigger!
Commuter Train
Stockholm
Sweden
Overheard by: strictly boxers.
Bed, Bath and Beyoobies Stives to Be Inclusive
Crazy black guy, very loudly to himself: That’s the factory where they make gay people, but I don’t care, because that’s also where they make boobies!
Charlottesville, Virginia
Overheard by: tom
So Being Gay Might Be the Only Cool Thing He Has Going for Him
30-something gay man to friend: I don’t know if he is gay or not, but he worked at Starbucks and he had a lisp.
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Overheard by: Peter Piper
I’ve Never Felt So Alive!
Male professor, in a very girly voice: Aaaahhh! I’m being trampled by sea horses.
UMass
Amherst, Massachusetts
Maybe I’ll Leave My Top Button Unbuttoned Today!
Cute, 20-something, professional woman: You know, sometimes I just really wish I knew what it’s like to be slutty!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/461265411/turn-around-and-ask-someone.html
Overheard by: chino latino
Wouldn’t Steel Birkenstocks Be Uncomfortable?
Drunk girl: I want to be lesbionic!
Georgia Tech
Overheard by: YellowJacketGals
Lonely Old People Will Answer to Anything
Boy, to teenage girl: Hi, Lisa.
Old man, entering: Hi.
Cafe
Eugene, Oregon
