Chick: Gay is not an ethnicity! I don't care if they have their own mafia!
Outside Central Library
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia
Dude #1: Dude, if you're gonna artificially inseminate your sister's girlfriend, you gotta fuck her, right?
Dude #2: Absolutely!
Dude #1: Otherwise, you got no respect for yourself.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/07/sperm-bank.html
Overheard by: elizabeth
Six-year-old boy to uncle about to leave for a trip: Bring me a woman!
Simi Valley, California
Fashionista student: So is he like, Christian gay from project runway?
Oblivious teacher: No, he's like Jewish gay.
American University
Washington, DC
Overheard by: I'm Jewish
Friend #1: Now all we need is a transvestite cop.
Friend #2: Don't worry, we have Katie!
Los Angeles, California
Teen girl on cell: Cuz you're not a lesbian fan, and I like lesbians. They're funny.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/329239609/their-traveling-lesbian-circus-is-the-best.html
Overheard by: um…
Guy #1: Are you gonna get tested?
Guy #2: I think the Lauren thing pretty much takes care of it.
Guy #3: You should still get tested.
Guy #2: Yeeeah, but I don’t like getting blood taken from me and I don’t have any like, symptoms, so…
Guy #3: Well, I haven’t seen your penis.
Simon Fraser University
British Columbia
Canadia
Straight girl: So then we were making out, and it was really good…
Gay guy #1: Wait, isn't this story supposed to be about how good he was at going down on you?
Straight girl: Oh, I'm getting there.
Gay guy #2: Yeah, okay, but this is really taking too long. Get to the point.
Gay guy #1: Seriously. I mean, we don't really like hearing about straight hookups anyway. It's gross. We're just humoring you.
Guy guy #3: This is like the longest pussy-eating story I've heard all day.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: TMI
Girl: My aunt’s a kindergarten teacher, so she knows a lot of non-fags.
Wellesley College
Wellesley, Massachusetts
