With the Paper Bag on His Head?

Girl to friend: What if I am pregnant? How will I know who the father is? Well, if it comes out half Asian it's Jason's. If it comes out a midget it's Thomas's, and if it comes out blurry, it's the unnamed guy.

Escondido, California

Overheard by: Brit-ta-nee

Posted on February 11, 2019
California, Girls, Parenting, Pregnancy, Race, Sexuality

…at Scrabble?

Girl #1: So, if your boyfriend kisses another guy, is that counted as cheating?
Girl #2: Uhhh… What?

New Zealand

Posted on February 8, 2019
Default, Gender issues, Girls, Infidelity, New Zealand, Questions, Relationships, Sexuality

First, Imagine You Don't Admit Guests Back There

Very gay man: I need to sit like a man…wait, how do I do that?

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/06/you-didnt-get-manual-during-initiation.html

Overheard by: almost a lawyer.

Posted on February 8, 2019
Default, Overheard in Philly, Queers, Questions, Sexuality, Wishes

Or Worse, in Canadia Wearing a Spandex Unitard

Ten-year-old boy to another: Yeah, I told my sister that if she kept it up, she'd end up in Mexico with her panties off.

Charleston, South Carolina

Overheard by: i want to meet the sister

Posted on January 18, 2019
Default, Family ties, Geography, Guys, Kids, Sexuality, South Carolina, Threats

You Can Be My Dirty Fling

Five-year-old boy: Daddy?
Father: Yes?
Five-year-old boy: When I grow up, I want to marry you.
Father: Uhm, you can't do that. What about your friend, Alex?
Five-year-old boy: Hmmm. Okay. I think I'll marry Alex instead.

Reynoldsburg, Ohio

Overheard by: Timothy

Posted on January 4, 2019
Advice, Dads, Default, Guys, Kids, Ohio, Questions, Sexuality, Wishes

I Have Them Washed and Brought to My Tent

Girl, joking: I love when girls are walking around drunk with eye makeup smeared around their faces.
Guy: Yeah, those are the ones I try to take home.
Girl: What?
Guy: Do you really think I go around looking for girls with good personalities?

Iowa City, Iowa

Posted on December 29, 2018
Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Fashion, Girls, Guys, Iowa, Questions, Sexuality

What?

Father to son, on golf course: Yeah, while you were away I though about hiring someone to rape me.
Son: What?
Father: It's supposed to really improve your golf swing!

Eagle, Colorado

Posted on December 28, 2018
Colorado, Dads, Kids, Leisure, Sexuality, Weirdness

Now Tom Cruise Has It

White-haired 60-something lady on cell: I can't live there anymore. (pause) No, it's not that. She's trying to force her Scientology on me. (pause) Oh, you didn't know? Yeah, she's not a lesbian anymore. She joined Scientology to change her from being lesbian. (pause) They made her lesbian side go away.

Baton Rouge, Louisiana