Asian chick: Oh my god, this huge, fat-ass raindrop just fell on my head.
Friend: You’re a huge, fat-ass raindrop! You’re such a fat-ass raindrop, you make people over-hydrated!
Asian chick, shocked: There’s no such thing as over-hydrated! You just pee a lot!
Muirlands Middle School
La Jolla, California
Teenage girl being pushed in shopping trolley, singing loudly: Nineteen! You're only nineteen, for god's sake, oh, you don't need a boyfriend!
Teenage boy pushing girl, monotone: Everybody is looking at you. They think you're a lesbian.
Teenage girl: I feel like such a rebel! But we should return this trolley, like dutiful citizens.
Geelong
Victoria
Australia
Airhead #1: Are you cousins with her?
Airhead #2: Not really… her mom and my mom are sisters.
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
50-something woman #1: I think he has that Marco Polo thing.
50-something woman #2: What?
50-something woman #1: You know, when someone is like, really depressed one minute then really happy the next.
50-something woman #2: Do you mean bipolar disorder?
50-something woman #1: Yeah that's the one.
Liverpool
England
Teen girl #1: I think we need to get her a rebound guy.
Teen girl #2: Don't you think it's a bit soon? Paul died like two weeks ago.
Teen girl #1: Hmm. I guess. (pause) Maybe just for weekends then?
Teen girl #2: Yeah, okay.
Bus Stop
Brisbane
Australia
Overheard by: cara
Thug #1: New England is a state!
Thug #2: New England is a country!
Thug #1: Naw, it’s a state. You know — New York, New Jersey, New England!
Thug #3: You both crazy. New England is a city! It got an NFL team — the New England Patriots!
Thug #1: Naw, man, they sometimes be namin’ teams after states, like Minnesota Vikings and Seattle Seahawks…
Thug #3: Hmmm… You right. Oh! Maybe New England be both a city and a state, like New York, New York! New England, New England!
Thug #1: That gotta be it. I knows New England is a state…
Mall pizza place
Buffalo, New York
Overheard by: Snoopy
Sororitard: I mean, he has, like, clinical depression. That’s like breaking your arm. It’s, like, hereditary.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/01/sundays-best.html
Overheard by: dek
Dude: I’m the kind of person who does what I do.
http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/01/what-do-you-do.html
Overheard by: Bob
Skater punk: Wait — uterus like the planet, or in your body?
San Francisco, California
