We Need That Sample for the Science Fair!

Teen girl: I have a fever.
Teen boy: Oh, no! Any vomiting?
Teen girl: Not yet.
Teen boy: Damn!

Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Greg

Posted on August 6, 2022
California, Maladies, Teens

I Guess We Could Try Smoking Them

Teen guy: Yeah, we got like, so wasted!
Teen girl #1: It was great, yeah. We got so high.
Teen girl #2: Where did you guys get the alcohol?
Teen girl #1: What?
Teen girl #2: If you guys were getting high, where did you get the alcohol?
Teen girl #1: That's drunk. You get high off weed.
Teen girl #2: Oh. Okay. Then, where'd you get that?
Teen guy: My sister. She's sixteen!
Teen girl #2: Can't you get high off books?
Teen guy: What?
Teen girl #2: Cause, can't, like…books get you high?
Teen girl #1: What?

Library
East Vancouver, BC
Canadia

Posted on August 3, 2022
Books, Canadia, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drugs, Girls, Guys, Questions, Stores, Teens, Weirdness

I’ll Miss Foaming at the Mouth, Though

Teen girl: Well, I had to stop eating soap, but I’m sure I’ll be fine anyways!

Madison, Wisconsin

Posted on July 30, 2022
Gossip, Teens, Wisconsin

The Two Major Facets Of Life at the Playboy Mansion

Pissed-off teen: You can't get a bowl of salad but you can wash the dog naked?

Harrison, Michigan

Overheard by: Lauren

Posted on July 27, 2022
Animals, Cleanliness, Compare and contrast, Food, Michigan, Questions, Teens

No One in Paris Ever Pees on Walls or Sits on Steps

Enraged Frenchman to woman and son who is discreetly peeing on wall: What is wrong with you? Find a bathroom, this is a business! (starts walking away and then comes to a woman and her teenage daughter sitting on steps) And you two, get out! What are you, from the mountains? (to himself, walking away) Oh my god! I don't believe this!

Fira
Santorini
Greece

Posted on July 18, 2022
Europe, Family, Foreigners, Gripes, Kids, Parents, Pee, Questions, Strangers, Teens

For a Little Vienna Sausage

Teenage girl: It's like every time we get close he backs out. I can't help to think it has something to do with his penis size.
Friend: Next time just throw him over your shoulder and take him back to the cave.

Santee, California

Overheard by: Story of my life

Posted on July 2, 2022
Advice, California, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Penis, Sexuality, Teens

And I'm a B-Cup, Easy

Teenage boy to teenage girl: I have a bigger penis than you.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on June 1, 2022
Compare and contrast, Gender issues, Penis, Teens, Washington

Without a Rich Fantasy Life, Scots Would All Commit Suicide

Teenage girl: What are you doing here?
20-something girl: Came to get some lighters because I lost mine.
Teenage girl, after a moment: Your virginity?
20-something girl, slowly: No, my lighters…you just choose what you want to hear and make up the rest, don't you?
Teenage girl: Yeah.

Scotland
United Kingdom

Overheard by: Jen