Teens

Teen girl: Well, I had to stop eating soap, but I’m sure I’ll be fine anyways!

Madison, Wisconsin

Pissed-off teen: You can't get a bowl of salad but you can wash the dog naked?

Harrison, Michigan

Overheard by: Lauren

Enraged Frenchman to woman and son who is discreetly peeing on wall: What is wrong with you? Find a bathroom, this is a business! (starts walking away and then comes to a woman and her teenage daughter sitting on steps) And you two, get out! What are you, from the mountains? (to himself, walking away) Oh my god! I don't believe this!

Fira
Santorini
Greece

Teenage girl: It's like every time we get close he backs out. I can't help to think it has something to do with his penis size.
Friend: Next time just throw him over your shoulder and take him back to the cave.

Santee, California

Overheard by: Story of my life

Teenage boy to teenage girl: I have a bigger penis than you.

Seattle, Washington

Teenage girl: What are you doing here?
20-something girl: Came to get some lighters because I lost mine.
Teenage girl, after a moment: Your virginity?
20-something girl, slowly: No, my lighters…you just choose what you want to hear and make up the rest, don't you?
Teenage girl: Yeah.

Scotland
United Kingdom

Overheard by: Jen

Teenage girl to friend: I want a boy. If I get a girl I'm going to shove her back in.

New Jersey

Teenage girl to friend, giggling: So then she said she was going to put diarrhea on my face!

Toronto
Canadia

Teen girl #1: I have pomegranate green tea at home.
Teen girl #2: Oh my god! Just think of the antioxidants!

Charlottesville, Virginia

Overheard by: local woman

High school freshman: I once knew a guy who knew a guy who was a cyclops!

Kenosha, Wisconsin