The Cherry Poppin' Daddies Are on Tour Again

Teacher, on first day of school: So, did anything particularly exciting happen during your vacation?
Loud teenage girl at back of room: I lost my virginity… three times!

Edmonton
Alberta
Canadia

Posted on February 23, 2017
Canadia, Education, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Students, Teachers, Teens, Virginity

Um, the One Where They Talk?

Teen girl #1: Do you think they have those other elephants here? You know, the old hairy ones?
Teen girl #2: Mammoths? No, I don't think they do. Aren't they extinct?
Teen girl #1: No, I'm pretty sure they have them at the Werribee zoo. Well, they were on that cartoon, with all the ice.

Zoo
Australia

Overheard by: Brydee

Posted on January 25, 2017
Animals, Australia, Girls, Hair, Movies, Questions, Stupidity, Teens

That’s the Last Time I’ll Babysit Those Brats

Mellow teen: I got slapped in the tit with a dildo last night.

New Paltz, New York

Posted on January 8, 2017
Default, Girls, New York, Nipples, Sexuality, Teens, Toys, Violence

Worst. Feel-Good Movie. Ever.

Teenage girl on cell, with happy look on face: And I kept at it until it was the artichoke it was always meant to be!

Del Mar Fairgrounds
San Diego County, California

Posted on January 6, 2017
California, Food, On the phone, Teens, Weirdness

Just Show Me Two Forms Of ID and a Picture Of Your Coronary Arteries

Dramatic teenage girl: Um, we would like an Awesome Blossom, extra awesome.
Unhappy waitress: We don't serve that anymore.
Dramatic teenage girl: Yes, you do. Don't lie to me, lady.

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Posted on January 5, 2017
Default, Employees, Food, Girls, Lies, Louisiana, Names, Offers and requests, Teens

The Operative Phrase Here Is “Tried As an Adult”

Teen boy #1: Wow, she’s hot.
Teen boy #2: What? She’s, like, ten! You’re a pedophile!
Teen boy #1: I’m not a pedophile — I’m only sixteen! You can’t be a pedophile until you’re eighteen.
Teen boy #3: That’s right — I’m the only pedophile here.
Teen boy #4: I’m almost a pedophile…

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: mikee

Posted on December 16, 2016
Age and ageing, Default, Gripes, Guys, Pennsylvania, Teens, Words

Today on All My Cookies

Teen to friend: I don't care how many time you watch Sesame Street, it is not a soap opera.

Wicklow
Ireland

Posted on November 27, 2016
Compare and contrast, Default, Gender issues, Ireland, Teens, TV shows

Guys Can Only Get Into Your Bar Through the Back Door

Teen girl #1: Do you still have your vCard?
Teen girl #2: Yeah. Do you?
Teen girl #1: I have a fake vCard. It's like a fake ID, but better.

Santa Barbara, California

Overheard by: Amanda.com

Posted on September 16, 2016
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Names, Questions, Teens

That's the Last Time I'll Try Absinthe.

Teen to friend: My house smells like bug spray, and there is blood all over my bed!

Pappadeauxs Restaurant
Houston, Texas

Posted on July 29, 2016
Compare and contrast, Default, Insects, Restaurants, Teens, Texas, Weirdness

Let Your Mother, God Bless Her, Wear the Army Boots

Teen girl holding shoe: Can I get this in a…
Ghetto shoe salesman: Dayummm girl, that's an ugly shoe!
Teen girl: Em… Aren't you supposed to be selling this to me?
Ghetto shoe salesman: Yeah, but see, y'alls not a ugly person, I can't let y'all buy an ugly shoe.
Teen girl: Thank you?

Los Angeles, California

Posted on March 30, 2016
Beauty, California, Employees, Questions, Shoes, Shopping, Teens

Teens