…Is It the Weekend Already?

Teen guy: Hey, Louise, do you wanna know why David broke up with you?
Teen girl: Because he was cheating on me…
Teen guy: No. Well, I shouldn't really say this, but David is gay.
Teen girl, surprised: Again?

Bus
Stockholm
Sweden

Posted on July 23, 2009
Bus, Gossip, Infidelity, Questions, Relationships, Sexuality, Sweden, Teens

Australian Baseball Is a Bit Different from Ours

Teen boy to group of friends: So okay, all we need to take with us is some glue, feathers, some petrol, and a lighter.
Friend: Cool.

Sydney
Australia

Posted on July 22, 2009
Australia, Friends, Teens, Violence, Weirdness

Judging from What I've Seen on YouTube

Teen daughter: Mom, what does an orgasm feel like?
Mom, looking at older daughter: Ask your sister, she'd probably know better than I would.

Portland, Oregon

Posted on July 21, 2009
Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Family, Family ties, Moms, Oregon, Orgasm, Parenting, Questions, Siblings, Teens, Words

Ummmm….

Teenage girl: Blowjobs are lesbian sex.

Red Bank, New Jersey

Posted on July 21, 2009
BJs, New Jersey, Sexuality, Teens

I Embraced Your Principles and Your Boyfriend

Teen girl #1: We're the same person.
Teen girl #2: You have syphilis.

Eugene, Oregon

Overheard by: nyssa

Posted on July 19, 2009
Comebacks, Oregon, STDs, Teens

I Get All My Internet News from the Radio

Teen girl: Hey guys! I heard there's going to be like, a digital Armageddon today!
Teen boy: I think that's a hoax.
Teen girl: No, but I heard it on the radio (pause) They wouldn't have reported it like that if it was fake.

Lancaster, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: H. G. Wells

Posted on July 14, 2009
Lies, Pennsylvania, Pop culture, Stupidity, Technology, Teens

…If It Were Spelled with a Silent T.

Teenager: Hey, which terminal is baggage claim?
Airport employee: Terminal T.
Teenager: Wait…which one?
Airport employee: Terminal T. “T” as in “Charlie.”

JFK Airport
New York City, New York

Overheard by:

Posted on July 9, 2009
Airports & flights, Employees, Names, New York, Public transportation, Questions, Stupidity, Teens, Words

…Badly

Teenage boy, pointing at his dad: Kill him!
Mom: I can't do that! He just got his hair cut!

Dagenham
Essex
England

Overheard by: Anthony Mercer

Posted on July 7, 2009
Dads, England, Family, Family ties, Hair, Moms, Murder, Teens

I Was Gonna Give Up the Baby Anyway

Teenage girl #1 in high school bathroom: I'm excited that I'm pregnant, it just sucks that I'll have to give up drinking.
Teenage girl #2: Why? I didn't!

Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: not surprised

Posted on July 6, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Drinking & drunks, Family ties, Gripes, Health & Hygiene, Indiana, Parenting, Questions, Teens

Kindly Extract the Lens from My Rectum

Teen boy: Look, you're being molested! It's a Kodak moment!

Humanex Academy
Englewood, Colorado

Posted on June 29, 2009
Colorado, Teens, Violence, Weirdness

Teens