I Embraced Your Principles and Your Boyfriend

Teen girl #1: We're the same person.
Teen girl #2: You have syphilis.

Eugene, Oregon

Overheard by: nyssa

Posted on July 19, 2009
Comebacks, Oregon, STDs, Teens

I Get All My Internet News from the Radio

Teen girl: Hey guys! I heard there's going to be like, a digital Armageddon today!
Teen boy: I think that's a hoax.
Teen girl: No, but I heard it on the radio (pause) They wouldn't have reported it like that if it was fake.

Lancaster, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: H. G. Wells

Posted on July 14, 2009
Lies, Pennsylvania, Pop culture, Stupidity, Technology, Teens

…If It Were Spelled with a Silent T.

Teenager: Hey, which terminal is baggage claim?
Airport employee: Terminal T.
Teenager: Wait…which one?
Airport employee: Terminal T. “T” as in “Charlie.”

JFK Airport
New York City, New York

Overheard by:

Posted on July 9, 2009
Airports & flights, Employees, Names, New York, Public transportation, Questions, Stupidity, Teens, Words

…Badly

Teenage boy, pointing at his dad: Kill him!
Mom: I can't do that! He just got his hair cut!

Dagenham
Essex
England

Overheard by: Anthony Mercer

Posted on July 7, 2009
Dads, England, Family, Family ties, Hair, Moms, Murder, Teens

I Was Gonna Give Up the Baby Anyway

Teenage girl #1 in high school bathroom: I'm excited that I'm pregnant, it just sucks that I'll have to give up drinking.
Teenage girl #2: Why? I didn't!

Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: not surprised

Posted on July 6, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Drinking & drunks, Family ties, Gripes, Health & Hygiene, Indiana, Parenting, Questions, Teens

Kindly Extract the Lens from My Rectum

Teen boy: Look, you're being molested! It's a Kodak moment!

Humanex Academy
Englewood, Colorado

Posted on June 29, 2009
Colorado, Teens, Violence, Weirdness

Americans: “See? It's Not Just Us.”

15-year-old female student, staring at results of geography test: But I thought Wales was that bunch of small islands at the top of Scotland…

Secondary School
England

Posted on June 20, 2009
Education, England, Geography, Students, Stupidity, Teens

Only If He Promises Not to Perform Auto-fellatio Again

Bus-riding teen #1: Fully grown adult males are, like, five inches! I'm telling you!
Bus-riding teen #2: No way! Tom is, like, ten inches when it's hard and, like, eight when it's soft!
Bus-riding teen #1: Do you want me to get my dad and check?

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on June 20, 2009
Age and ageing, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Family ties, Penis, Teens, Weirdness

…As Seen in the Porno Take, Eat, This Is My Booty?

Asian teenage girl: Wait, so did Jesus ejaculate wine?

Starbucks
Red Bank, New Jersey

Posted on June 16, 2009
Asians, Cum, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Jesus, New Jersey, Questions, Restaurants, Teens

We Predict the Expression “Fantasy Bar” Will Soon Sweep the Nation

Teen girl eating Fantasy Bar brownie: You want some of my Fantasy Bar?
Male friend, suddenly paying attention: What? Heck yes, it's about time!

Union Station
Washington, DC

Posted on June 9, 2009
Default, Food, Friends, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Questions, Teens, Washington, DC

Teens