This'll Continue Until You Whack the Sides Of Their Heads

Woman: Olivia likes beans.
Older woman: Who likes beans?
Woman: Olivia.
Older woman: What about 'er?
Woman: She likes beans.
Older woman: Who likes beans?
Woman (exasperated): Olivia!

Virginia Beach, Virginia

Overheard by: I also like beans

Posted on March 3, 2009
Default, Food, Names, Old folks, Questions, Virginia, Women

And the FCC Can't Stop Me!

Earnest college girl: I'm gonna be naked–with a lot of clothes on.

Williamsburg, Virginia

Overheard by: I don't think that word means what you think it means

Posted on February 21, 2009
Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Students, Virginia, Words

Your Attitude Is Giving Me Leg Cramps

Girl to guy: I hate my life so much because of you.

Richmond, Virginia

Overheard by: James

Posted on February 4, 2009
Default, Feelings, Girls, Gripes, Relationships, Virginia

Which Was Just Long Enough to Ride the Ferris Wheel

Frat boy: You know we measured his dick and it was like seven inches flaccid.

University of Virginia

Posted on February 4, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Frat boy types, Guys, Penis, Sexuality, Virginia, Weirdness

I Believe It's Called “The Rugby Team”

College girl #1: I mean, they send people to those turn-straight camps, maybe they have a turn-gay camp.
College girl #2: Oh, let's go google it!

Virginia

Overheard by: Sasha

Posted on February 2, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Internet, Sexuality, Students, Virginia

To Avoid Shopping Tantrums, See That Your Husband Is Properly Fed and Watered

Husband trying on sandals: There's too much bullshit. What is all this bullshit on here?
Wife: I don't know…there's a lot of stuff.
Husband: It's too much bullshit. I'm not paying for all this bullshit.

Leesburg Corner Outlet Mall
Leesburg, Virginia

Overheard by: Nat

Posted on January 24, 2009
Couples, Default, Guys, Insults, Malls, Money, Questions, Shopping, Virginia, Women

Then I Shower

Ditzy college girl: Everyone burps, everyone farts, everyone poops, and it feels fucking amazing.

Lynchburg College
Lynchburg, Virginia

Posted on January 6, 2009
Burping & farting, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Poop, Students, Virginia

Why Two Girls, One Vlad Failed to Find an Audience

20-something guy: Dude, Putin is terrifying. I don't think I've ever seen him crack a smile.
Middle aged woman: I know! Don't you ever wonder what he's like, like, during sex?
20-something guy and girl in unison: No.

Virginia Commonwealth University

Posted on January 3, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Politics, Questions, Sex, Virginia, Women

That's When the Real Fun Begins

Frat boy to others: So you masturbate in a cup, right? Then you freeze it, and in the morning mix it with your protein powder.

George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia

Overheard by: red

Posted on December 25, 2008
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Cum, Default, Food, Frat boy types, Masturbation, Virginia, Weirdness

What's More Fun Than a Game Of Hungry, Hungry Hostage?

Black girl #1: Did you hear her? She said she was hungry as a hostage! I mean, how hungry is a hostage?
Black girl #2: Well…probably a lot…
Black girl #1: Yeah, but sometimes they feed yo' ass!

Northern Virginia

Overheard by: nosy roommate

Posted on December 8, 2008
Black people, Compare and contrast, Crimes, Default, Food, Girls, Questions, Virginia