Best Boss I've Ever Had!

Girl: So Jack sucked my thumb today.
Friends: Really?
Girl: Yeah, he sucked my thumb, then wiped his snot on my arm, licked my leg, and told me he wanted to go to the office.

Simsbury, Connecticut

Overheard by: rehreh88

Posted on August 28, 2009
Body parts, Connecticut, Friends, Girls, Hands, Health & Hygiene, Licking, Weirdness

What If It's an Acquired Taste?

Woman #1: Hey, check this out.
Woman #2: What? Gross! Is that bacon? Is there really bacon in there?
Woman #1: Looks like it.
Cashier: I haven't personally tried it, but everyone who has says it's really good.
Woman #1: I bet it is!
Woman #2: No way. I mean… that's just too weird. Bacon? In chocolate? That's almost like bisexuality: I want to try it, but, I don't.

San Francisco, California

Posted on August 28, 2009
Compare and contrast, Employees, Food, San Francisco, Sexuality, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

Their Gary Glitter/ Al Gore Poster Became a Worldwide Sensation

Teacher: So, what would you like to put on your poster?
Third grade boy: Glitter!
Third grade girl: Gore!

Acting Class
Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Posted on August 27, 2009
Class, Education, Questions, Students, Teachers, Weirdness, Wisconsin

Like They Used to Do with Us!

Teenager, noticing little girl being led around by her mother on a leash: Look! White people be putting their kids on leashes!

The Galleria
St. Louis, Missouri

Posted on August 26, 2009
Kids, Missouri, Parenting, Race, Teens, Weirdness

The “Physics Fiesta” Failed to Draw the Crowds They'd Anticipated

Alpha nerd to friends: We should kidnap more people for parties.

Ottawa
Canadia

Posted on August 25, 2009
Canadia, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Friends, Violence, Weirdness

Ten Bucks Says They're American

Teenage tourist girl to friend: Wanna play connect the dots with my track marks?
Friend: (laughs nervously)
Teenage tourist girl: Also, if you do that stupid thing with your water glass again, I'm gonna strangle you, and throw you in a pit and put a dead dog on top of your grave. Pass me that cheese?

Pizzeria
Rome
Italy

Posted on August 25, 2009
Animals, Death & dying, Food, Friends, Italy, Offers and requests, Restaurants, Teens, Threats, Tourists, Weirdness

Hey, It's Ms. Pac-Man– I'm Not Gay.

Guy to stranger: Is it just me, or is that guy jerking off to Pac-Man?

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on August 23, 2009
Games, Illinois, Masturbation, Questions, Strangers, Weirdness

Our Motto: “You'll Probably Be All Right”

Ride operator: This ride goes over 90 miles an hour… in your mind. We don't know if we can actually do that… without killing you. Enjoy.

Six Flags Magic Mountain
Valencia, California

Overheard by: praying the seatbelts don't fail

Posted on August 21, 2009
California, Employees, Health & Hygiene, Murder, Weirdness

You Think They're Gay?

Girl drinking outside: It's just, like, I pay rent to live here, I don't want his semen and her little vagina juices everywhere!
Guy drinking outside: I don't think those guys walking by wanted to hear that.

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: Guy walking by

Posted on August 20, 2009
Cum, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Guys, Michigan, Money, Vagina, Weirdness, Wishes

I Could Always Force You to Sit through The Bucket List Again

Pretty blonde snuggling with Asian boyfriend: Honey, I'm sorry I was so crazy earlier.
Asian boyfriend: It's okay, sweetie, but I am going to have to punish you when we get home.
Pretty blonde, smiling: A spanking?
Asian boyfriend, kissing her forehead: Whatever you want, sweetie.

Las Vegas, Nevada

Posted on August 19, 2009
Asians, Couples, Kink, Nevada, Threats, Weirdness, Wishes

Weirdness