Survivor Finally Jumps the Shark.

Indie girl to friend: And then, as revenge, Jess urinated in her Nutella jar.

Train
Wollongong
Australia

Posted on January 18, 2009
Australia, Default, Feelings, Girls, Names, Pee, Train, Weirdness

I'm All About Buster Brown Collars

Gay professor: Yeah, so running through these questions should go a little more smoothly this time around. I looked around for what was causing it to go so slow last time, and I realized that there are disadvantages to letting your 14-year-old take your laptop to Tahoe for the weekend. I mean, really–how much lesbian porn can three teenage boys download? (class laughs) So, uh. If anything pops up, you know who to blame. I mean, it certainly isn't my secret fetish.

San Francisco State University, California

Overheard by: It isn't mine, either.

Posted on January 17, 2009
California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Gays, Porn, Questions, Sexuality, Teachers, Technology, Weirdness

And Trust in Covalent Bondage

Chemistry professor: A good chemist feels what his molecules are going through. A good chemist can relate to his molecules.

Macalester College
St Paul, Minnesota

Overheard by: Mac

Posted on January 17, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Minnesota, Science, Teachers, Weirdness

Is That What I've Been Swallowing?

Older male professor, addressing a large lecture hall with only girls: So you see, in my body you will find lots of regular cells, and also you will find cells that are in the process of meiosis; and those are my sperm cells.
Barnard girl: That is so awkward.

Barnard College
New York

Overheard by: Vicksburg

Posted on January 13, 2009
Books, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Girls, New York, Old folks, Science, Sex, Teachers, Weirdness

Pussyfooting

Girl to friend: Is that why you were screaming? I knew it was more than just fingering!

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/11/gossip-girl-here-ive-got-skinny-on-some.html

Overheard by: Eavesdrop DC

Posted on January 13, 2009
Default, Feelings, Girls, Other sites, Sensory experiences, Sex, Weirdness

And Your Kicks Were Fast As Lightning

Older man in baggy clothes, waiting in line: You're a Kung Fu master.
College girl (amused): How'd you know?
Older nan: I sensed your Chi.

Burger King
Worcester, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Emily

Posted on January 13, 2009
Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Massachusetts, Old folks, Questions, Restaurants, Weirdness

Well That's Harsh.

Girl on cell: Until you are whatever about whatever, then I am all just whatever!

Birmingham, Alabama

Posted on January 10, 2009
Alabama, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Weirdness, Words

Two Girls, One Capri

Guy: Did you watch that Palin video I sent you?
Girl: Not yet. I have to take my pants off to watch it.

Bloomfield, Connecticut

Posted on January 10, 2009
Connecticut, Default, Girls, Guys, Politics, Questions, Weirdness

The Economy Hits The Airlines Hard

Captain, over intercom, after lights go out: You are getting veeeery sleeeeeepy… You do not want peaaanuts… You do not want soooodaaa… You just want to sleeeep until we laaaaand.

Southwest Airlines Flight over California

Overheard by: Andrew

Posted on January 9, 2009
Airports & flights, California, Default, Drinking & drunks, Food, Guys, Pilots, Weirdness

There Are Only a Flautas Fairy and an Empanada Elf!

Concerned middle aged woman: But there is no such thing as a burrito fairy!

Flight over Maryland

Posted on January 9, 2009
Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Maryland, Weirdness, Women

Weirdness