Okay, See Ya Later!

Porn-'stached scuzzball: I mean, if you ever, like, masturbated, you'd know that smell.

Robinson, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: And I Go To College With You??

Posted on December 19, 2008
Default, Etiquette, Guys, Masturbation, Pennsylvania, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

Eh, My Sister Does the Same Thing

Biology professor: And don't play frisbee with a beluga whale. They've been known to masturbate with them.

University of Mississippi

Posted on December 19, 2008
Advice, Animals, Colleges & Universities, Default, Masturbation, Mississippi, Teachers, Weirdness

But Myth Won't Even Let Him Buy It a Drink

Professor: We know CS Lewis likes myth. We know Lewis loves myth. We know he wants myth's babies.

Tallahassee, Florida

Overheard by: Jessica

Posted on December 18, 2008
Books, Default, Feelings, Florida, Kids, Teachers, Weirdness

I Know What You Did Last Sundae Was an Instant Box Office Smash

Little girl: I don't want ice cream, daddy. Know why, daddy? (in a demonic voice) Because it's evil!

Grinnell, Iowa

Overheard by: Jake

Posted on December 17, 2008
Default, Evil, Food, Girls, Iowa, Kids, Questions, Weirdness, Wishes

Nah, They Know the Pecking Order

Bookseller to pregnant coworker: Aren't you worried there will be jealousy between the chickens and your unborn child?

Barnes & Noble
Augusta, Maine

Overheard by: Just browsing

Posted on December 16, 2008
Birds, Customers, Default, Feelings, Kids, Maine, Questions, Stores, Weirdness

Whereas the Middle Ages Were More Like Getting Ear-Fucked Repeatedly

Girl on train helping her friend study: Think of a baby crawling back into the vagina and popping out again. That's the renaissance.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Sitting in front of them for an hour on the train

Posted on December 15, 2008
Advice, Birthing, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, History, Illinois, Train, Weirdness

Besides, Your Rendition of “Gettin' Juggy With It” Was Not an Appropriate Oral Report

Sociology professor: It takes a sociologist to take the fun out of jugs–but it's a living.

University of Montevallo
Montevallo, Alabama

Posted on December 14, 2008
Alabama, Colleges & Universities, Default, Jobs & Careers, Nipples, Teachers, Weirdness

Could I Borrow Your Pigtail for a Sec?

Strange, awkward tall guy, putting down a math magazine: I noticed that you didn't finish your pretzel cheese.
Girl across the table doing homework (mystified): No, I guess I didn't.
Strange, awkward tall guy: I was going to ask for it, but then I realized I don't have anything to dip in it.

Wausau, Wisconsin

Overheard by: It was a small pretzel

Posted on December 14, 2008
Default, Food, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Weirdness, Wisconsin, Wishes

I Was Tired

Girl #1: Oh my gosh, it was so awkward. I was so tired yesterday, I walked in my room and my roommate was totally having sex with a random guy.
Girl #2: Oh god, what did you do?
Girl #1: What do you mean? I took a nap.

American University
Washington, DC

Posted on December 14, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Questions, Sexuality, Washington, DC, Weirdness

I Don't Have to Protect the Fantasy of Your Desirability

Short-haired college girl to guy friend: So, is it okay if I fart in front of you?
Guy friend (pause): Well, you're gay, right? Then I guess it's okay.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/396734652/good-because-i-already-did.html

Overheard by: a. Lil.

Posted on December 13, 2008
Burping & farting, Default, Etiquette, Frat boy types, Friends, Girls, Guys, Lesbos, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Relationships, Sexuality, Weirdness

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