Americans Are So Cute

Whiny five-year-old: Mama! I'm soooo hungry!
Frustrated mom: Well, I don't care! And do you know why? Nobody ever died from hunger!

Tuscaloosa, Alabama

Posted on December 6, 2015
Alabama, Death & dying, Default, Food, Gripes, Kids, Moms, Questions, Sensory experiences, Stupidity, Weirdness

A Concise Recap of The Bootyguard

20-something #1: She's got fuckin' guns pointed at her vagina.
20-something #2: What?
20-something #1: No, dude. Seriously.

Palms, California

Posted on December 4, 2015
California, Default, Guys, Questions, Vagina, Violence, Weirdness

…of the Coach’s Ass

Guy: Yeah, I got disqualified from long jump because my dick fell out.

Track Meet
Broadalbin Perth, New York

Posted on December 2, 2015
Default, Guys, New York, Penis, Weirdness

…And That's How Nutella Is Produced.

Greasy old man to wheelchair-ridden woman: And then it drips out of my rectum…

Westchester Airport
New York

Posted on December 1, 2015
Ass, Disabled, New York, Old folks, Poop, Weirdness

So I'm Sure You All Appreciated the Delay

Vaguely thuggish flight attendant: Aiiight, y'all, welcome aboard United Airlines…don't know the flight number, but we're going to Detroit, and that's all that matters.

Delayed Flight from Washington, DC

Overheard by: keeeeem

Posted on November 29, 2015
Airports & flights, Flight attendants, Public transportation, Thugs, Washington, DC, Weirdness

Only on Thursday Nights.

Old man on phone: I am a beautiful woman.

Calgary
Alberta
Canadia

Posted on November 29, 2015
Beauty, Canadia, Gender issues, Old folks, On the phone, Sexuality, Weirdness

So the Giant Swastika Tattoo Was Perhaps a Poor Idea

Dude to group of guys: When I fuck a girl, I don't want to be remembered. I want to be forgotten.

Echo Park, California

Overheard by: Angry Sandwich

Posted on November 20, 2015
California, Default, Guys, Memory lane, Sex, Weirdness

Or Just a Bestiality Fetishist?

10-year-old girl, excitedly, to 20-something woman wearing cat ears: Are you a furry?

GenCon 2008
Indianapolis, Indiana

Posted on November 18, 2015
Default, Girls, Indiana, Kids, Magic, Weirdness, Women, Words

Tonight on Fox: Rapunzel–the True Story

College chick to friend: With my luck I'll be the girl with the twenty-foot clitoris.

Boulder, Colorado

Overheard by: ORLY

Posted on November 17, 2015
Colorado, Default, Friends, Sorority types, Vagina, Weirdness

…for Your Final Project.

Spanish professor: Fuck Spanish.

Indiana University

Overheard by: Mierdita

Posted on November 16, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Indiana, Sex, Teachers, Weirdness, Words

Weirdness