Girl #1, looking through clothes racks: We should spoon.
Girl #2: But then other people might wanna join in.
Girl #1: So?
Girl #2: It could get messy.
Girl #1: Oh, true.
New Zealand
Overheard by: Bianca
Girl #1, looking through clothes racks: We should spoon.
Girl #2: But then other people might wanna join in.
Girl #1: So?
Girl #2: It could get messy.
Girl #1: Oh, true.
New Zealand
Overheard by: Bianca
Small boy: [Runs up to his mother and hugs her around the waist.] Don’t take my soul!
Macy’s
Salem, New Hampshire
Paris Hilton lookalike waif on cell, wearing tight cargo Capris and giant white sunglasses: No, the steakhouse one… (pause) Yeah, when the vultures flew out of my pants!
Trailer Park behind PETCO
New Jersey
Overheard by: IDK if I want to understand this one
Loud guy on cell: A big colorful *what*?
UMaine
Orono, Maine
Overheard by: umm…
Blonde: There was a Ken doll encased in jello in the fridge.
Pocket Sandwich Theater
Dallas, Texas
Girl #1: And like, he gets me so drunk that when I get off I barf!
Girl #2: Wow!
Ottawa
Canadia
Overheard by: Chiz
Woman #1: Ouch! That must have hurt!
Woman #2: Not really… He was possessed.
São Paulo
Brazil
Blonde female teen to friend: Here. I'll trade you her right boob for the left side of her crotch.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/362494227/shes-trying-to-cheat-you.html
Overheard by: I'm really glad I'm not her.
Woman in bathroom stall, on cell : … That’s just how it is… No, that’s my pee you’re hearing… Anyways, what did she say? Wait a second, I have to wipe…
Spokane Airport
Spokane, Washington
Overheard by: wish i had held it…
Geology teacher: That is dew that is on your glass of joy juice.
Olympia, Washington
