Why Wouldn't Pot Be Microwaveable?

Crazy old woman to teenagers: I just learned something today. The Native Americans had microwaveable pot!

Amherst, Massachusetts

Overheard by: shay

Posted on June 19, 2015
Education, History, Massachusetts, Technology, Weirdness, Women

Wasn't This a Steven Spielberg Movie?

Lady on the bus: So I was 17 and pregnant! He was a Nazi extremist, but a very nice man. Very charming. I was rebellous (sic) as a teenager. Very rebellous. But now I'm old-fashioned, and I've got lots of morals.

Wellington
New Zealand

Overheard by: dominic

Posted on June 19, 2015
Age and ageing, Bus, Character, New Zealand, Politics, Pregnancy, Weirdness, Women, Words

“A” As in “Adolph,” “F” As in “Final Solution”…

Indian lady on crowed bus on cell: Yes. 'h' as in 'Hitler.'

Louisville, Kentucky

Overheard by: Not Me

Posted on June 19, 2015
About celebrities, Kentucky, On the phone, Weirdness, Women, Words

The Itchy & Scratchy Episode That Was Too Raw for The Simpsons

Young woman to small boy, loudly: Get your hands outta your pants, dude! (moments later) I said, scratch it through them!

Bus Stop
Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: across the street

Posted on June 19, 2015
Clothes, Kids, Oregon, Weirdness, Women

Elena's the Most Creative Pimp in Canadia

Oldish Ukrainian woman: How you have babies with hips like this? How you do this? So skinny. Tsk, tsk.
Skinny chick: Huh?
Oldish Ukrainian woman: Here, eat my husband's sausage. He fill you up. Eat! Eat!

Edmonton
Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: not so skinny

Posted on June 18, 2015
Birthing, Canadia, Chicks, Food, Offers and requests, Old folks, Penis, Questions, Skinny people, Weirdness, Women

And Burroing in for the Winter

Women in heels on cell: What? You had sex with a junkie? A junkie? (pause) Oh, a *donkey*. I see. (pause) So I guess you were drunk.

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: walking & talking

Posted on June 15, 2015
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Massachusetts, On the phone, Questions, Sex, Women, Words

I’m Not Pregnant!

Old Russian woman: You very strong girl!
Cashier: Thanks.
Old Russian woman: You will birth very easy!
Cashier: Than… wait, what?!

Hannaford
Yarmouth, Maine

Overheard by: Jade

Posted on June 15, 2015
Birthing, Compliments, Default, Employees, Foreigners, Girls, Maine, Old folks, Stores, Weirdness, Women

Like Travel Boggle!

Tall blonde: That’s just cause you’re short… No, don’t worry! You’re adorably short. You’re small and compact for my convenience.
Short brunette: I’m fun-sized!

Santa Cruz, California

Overheard by: in the spirit of Halloween

Posted on June 15, 2015
California, Compliments, Euphemisms, Women, Words

The Whole Country Could Use a Good Subway Conductor

Red-headed woman: I wish they’d take this place and just plunk it down in New York so I could shove people.
Red-headed guy: Word!

National Museum of Natural History
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Nujju

Posted on June 13, 2015
Assholes, Gripes, Guys, US Geography, Violence, Wishes, Women

Where Canadian Bacon Comes From?

60-something man, watching obese woman board bus, loudly: So fat!
30-something woman, quietly: Yeah, sometimes it might be genetics or something. Not just cured by exercise, you know?
60-something man, loudly: I try to avoid getting too close to people who are that fat. I'm scared they'll just explode and innards will get all over me!
30-something woman: (disgusted look)

London
Canadia

Overheard by: On the bus

Posted on June 11, 2015
Canadia, Character, Diet & weight, Feelings, Guys, Weirdness, Women