And Wouldn't Share!

Lady carrying huge crate of Girl Guide Cookies to campus rent-a-cop: But they're just kids! They were just trying to have fun!
Campus rent-a-cop, genuinely surprised: They were smoking pot on my campus!

McGill
Montreal, Quebec
Canadia

Posted on January 11, 2009
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Drugs, Employees, Food, Kids, Women

There Are Only a Flautas Fairy and an Empanada Elf!

Concerned middle aged woman: But there is no such thing as a burrito fairy!

Flight over Maryland

Posted on January 9, 2009
Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Maryland, Weirdness, Women

Worst. Condom Ad. Ever.

Woman on cell: Make sure you put it in a baggie so it doesn't get cooties everywhere. You know.

Back Bay Station
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on January 7, 2009
Advice, Condoms, Default, Massachusetts, Public transportation, STDs, Women

So in This Case, It's Acceptable

Female passerby: Unless you can see an arm dangling out of her vagina, you should never ask a woman if she's pregnant!

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Overheard by: Renizzle

Posted on January 6, 2009
Advice, Body parts, Default, Oklahoma, Questions, Vagina, Women

Why Synonyms Were Invented

Crazy lady, noticing long line: Is this the line to urinate? I can not believe this is the urination line. Unbelievable! I can't wait this long to urinate. There is no way. I have kidney problems. I need to urinate now. I don't wanna cut in line. I'll just go in the men's room. (as she enters men's room) I am a woman coming in here. I can not wait in a long line to urinate.
(a few minutes later, to women in line, while coming out) See! Your line hasn't even moved!

Hamilton Mall, New Jersey

Overheard by: last in line

Posted on January 5, 2009
Body parts, Crazies, Default, Malls, New Jersey, Pee, Questions, Weirdness, Women

Why Two Girls, One Vlad Failed to Find an Audience

20-something guy: Dude, Putin is terrifying. I don't think I've ever seen him crack a smile.
Middle aged woman: I know! Don't you ever wonder what he's like, like, during sex?
20-something guy and girl in unison: No.

Virginia Commonwealth University

Posted on January 3, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Politics, Questions, Sex, Virginia, Women

We'll Drive Over to the PTA Meeting Together

Middle aged woman whispering to bald man at the bar: Put on a thong and meet me outside in five.

Irish Pub
Lafayette Hill, Pennsylvania

Posted on January 3, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Clothes, Default, Pennsylvania, Sexuality, Weirdness, Women

That Paperclip Chain Won't Build Itself, You Know

Woman on cell: You know, Corey, when I get a call at work saying my son has been stabbed, I expect it to be more than just a puncture wound. Don't waste my time with that shit.

Florence, Kentucky

Overheard by: Jesus Freak

Posted on January 2, 2009
Family ties, Kentucky, Sex, Vagina, Violence, Women

In Providence, The Living Will Envy the Dead

Soccer mom to group of children: Okay, who's dead?
Several of the children, excitedly: I'm dead! I'm dead!

Outisde Trinity Rep
Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Katie M

Posted on December 31, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Family ties, Happiness, Kids, Questions, Rhode Island, Women

Tonight's Movie: Merde on the WestJet Express

Flight attendant: So I'm gonna let the lady in the box [the recording] take it away in French, then I'll finish up in English, because we like to save the best for last!
Entire plane: Oooooooooooooh!
Lady at the back (in French): We're still in Quebec, you know!

WestJet Flight
Montreal
Canadia

Posted on December 30, 2008
Airports & flights, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Flight attendants, Geography, Insults, Language barrier, Public transportation, Women

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