Oblivious lady #1: I just don't know what to do with all of that junk back there.
Oblivious lady #2: Where, in your trunk?
Oblivious lady #1: Yeah, there's just so much junk in my trunk!
Guelph, Ontario
Woman, discussing Star Trek: It's like, I don't give a crap about the stupid Falcon death trap.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: MoMo
50-something woman to friend: She's got a phenomenal voice–when she sings, it's like she has gills instead of lungs.
http://www.violaraptor.co.uk/2007/12/quotebook-2007/
Overheard by: Raptor
Man: I’m giving up bread for lent.
Woman: Is that because Jesus Christ died for your sins, or because you’re concerned with your figure?
Starbucks
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Maggie
Cute, 20-something, professional woman: You know, sometimes I just really wish I knew what it's like to be slutty!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/461265411/turn-around-and-ask-someone.html
Overheard by: chino latino
Guy, about his job: Right now, we are working on a line where you can make a customized branded dildo to fit your needs.
Woman who just told everyone she is pregnant: That's fantastic!
City Vino Restaurant
Jersey City, New Jersey
Overheard by: entertained witness
Man: You don't need that booze!
Woman: I know, but I'm getting it.
Man: Just don't drink the fun out of it.
Edwardsville, Illinois
Overheard by: M
Loudspeaker in airport: Please don't leave your belongings unattended.
Crazy lady, to no one: Did they just say homosexuality isn't allowed in the airport?
Airport
Oakland, California
Overheard by: Kristina
