For Every World-Class Canadian Beer, There Are Hundreds of Failures

Dude #1: I think there's piss in my mouth…
Dude #2: Yeah man, that's piss-mouth, it happens.

Pemberton, BC
Canadia

Overheard by: Ben

Posted on October 6, 2008
Canadia, Default, Guys, Pee, Sensory experiences, Weirdness, Words

Or in the Fantasy That Runs on a Loop in My Head?

Guy asking survey questions to people: So, where are you from again?
Really high guy: Do you mean in real life?

Dorm Lobby
Wyoming

Posted on October 6, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Druggies, Guys, Questions, USA, Weirdness, Words

Bratz Has Everyone Confused

Lady to greeter: Do you have any children's CDs…like for real children?
Greeter: (bewildered look)

Greenville, South Carolina

Posted on October 5, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Music, Offers and requests, Questions, South Carolina, Women, Words

Not the Worst Thing He Could Mean by “The Whacker”

Sunday school teacher (showing picture of Good Shepherd): Who can tell me who this is?
Kid: That's Jesus with the whacker!
Teacher (puzzled): You mean he takes the sheep out for a walk?
Kid (pointing to the shepherd's crook): No, when one of the sheep tries to get away from Jesus, he whacks them with it so they won't go!

http://overheardintheward.blogspot.com/

Posted on October 5, 2008
Default, Jesus, Kids, Other sites, Questions, Religion, Students, Teachers, Violence, Words

Look–Just Watch the Video and Let Me Know What You Think

Man on cell (angrily): Your sister keeps jerking me off… Well, not me, but your mother.

University of Hawaii, Hilo

Posted on October 4, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Guys, Hawaii, Masturbation, On the phone, Weirdness, Words

I Thought He Was a Colored Guy from Colorado

Human #1: I think he's Indian.
Human #2: Which kind?
Human #1: What do you mean?
Human #2: Where does he come from?
Human #1: Indiana.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/indiana-wants-me.html

Overheard by: robert

Posted on October 3, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Geography, Overheard in PDX, Questions, Stupidity, Words

Now Say That Again While Flexing Your Bicep

Dumb girl: Oh, I love The Flintstones. How do you say “yaba-daba-do” in Portuguese?
Portuguese stud: Yaba-daba-doooooo!
Dumb girl: God, that's awesome! I love Portuguese!

Pasadena, California

Posted on October 2, 2008
California, Default, Feelings, Foreigners, Girls, Language barrier, Questions, Students, Stupidity, TV shows, Words

Don't Get Saucy with Me, Mr. Clinton

Nurse: How are the bowel movements?
Patient: Define “bowel movements.”

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/363326029/we-may-need-a-bigger-needle.html

Overheard by: Not a Dr

Posted on October 2, 2008
Body parts, Default, Health & Hygiene, Nurses, Offers and requests, Overheard in Minneapolis, Patients, Questions, Words

Maslow's Wasted on the Young

(in the atrium at the HQ of one of the national intelligence agencies)
Young woman to female buddy: It just wasn't meant to be. He refused to self-actualize me…

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/08/maybe-hes-cylon.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on October 1, 2008
Default, Eavesdrop DC, Relationships, Women, Words

Which Is to Say, in Terms Of Letter Grades, I Give It a “Very Good”

Student, showing off his art project: On a scale of one to ten, with one being the lowest and ten being the highest, I was pretty happy with the way it turned out.

Madison, South Dakota

Posted on September 24, 2008
Default, Happiness, South Dakota, Students, Stupidity, Words

Words