Every Guy Needs a Wingdyke

Tall blonde dude: If only she wasn't a butch lesbian, we would be so perfect for each other.
Petite blonde: You need to start thinking outside of those boundaries.

Juniata College
Huntingdon, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: I agree

Posted on June 11, 2009
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Pennsylvania, Relationships, Sexuality

If It Weren't for Those Compromising Nudie Pics Of You with the Chalupa

Guy #1: (mumbles)
Guy #2: Well, maybe you need to be more white.
Guy #1: What are you talking about? I'm Mexican, you're white!
(pause)
Guy #2: Dude, you would make the best politician.

Bathroom, UC Santa Cruz
California

Posted on June 10, 2009
Advice, California, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Politics, Questions, Restroom

Are You Allowed to Give Me That Advice?

Student, yelling at no one in particular: I can't believe this stupid book is $52! It's a fuckin' softcover 40-page book!
Bookstore employee: Dude, just photocopy it and return it.
Student: Ohhh! Good idea! Thanks!

Bookstore
Los Angeles, California

Posted on June 6, 2009
Advice, Books, California, Default, Employees, Gripes, Money, Stores, Students

I Slept My Way Into Advanced Paper-Cutting

Art teacher: The size of the square should be 13 inches…
Student #1, interrupting: Is that the length or the width?
Student #2: Uh, Krista, it's a square. The length and width are the same.
Student #1: Well, don't get mad at me just because I'm not all smart like you!

Marathon, Florida

Overheard by: Chey

Posted on June 4, 2009
Advice, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Florida, Questions, Students, Stupidity, Teachers

And That Won't Give Her a Yeast Infection?

30-something black man on cell: Yeah. Put ketchup on it, it tastes like spaghetti!

All Star Cafe
Berkeley, California

Posted on May 31, 2009
Advice, Black people, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Guys, Offers and requests, Restaurants

The Doctor Said You Border on Mumu Fat.

Woman: You should shop at Lane Bryant!
Girl: Mom, that's a fat girls store!
Woman: I shopped there when I was 17, and you're much fatter that I was!

Hendersonville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Tanner

Posted on May 29, 2009
Advice, Age and ageing, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Girls, Shopping, Tennessee, Women

I Promise I'll Try It at the Neighbors' House First

Guy on phone: Yes, they light on fire. Yes, I won't do it in my room.

Saratoga, California

Posted on May 24, 2009
Advice, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Weirdness, Words

Trevor Had Watched One Lifetime Movie Marathon Too Many

Thug #1, in restroom stall: Oh, shit!
Thug #2, outside restroom: What's goin' on?
Thug #1: Why's it bleeding? It's bleeding! Why's it bleeding?!
Thug #2: Yo, you better wash your goddamn hands after you done in there.

Crossgates Mall
Albany, New York

Overheard by: Dack