There’s Never Really a Good Time to Come Out of the Closet

College girl #1: (laughs hysterically)
College girl #2: Yeah, and while he was balls deep in me too, can you believe that?

Pennsylvania

Posted on December 4, 2014
Balls, Default, Friends, Pennsylvania, Sexuality, Sorority types

When Their Tongues Touched, They Produced Amy Winehouse.

Girl, after kissing boy: You taste like smoke.
Boy: You taste like testicles.

Las Vegas, Navada

Overheard by: ScaredTourist

Posted on November 25, 2014
Balls, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Girls, Guys, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Nevada, Sensory experiences

And I Thought Old Ladies Loved Tea.

Bicyclist: So I guess your grandma didn't like the joke about your balls.

Rockland County, New York

Posted on November 20, 2014
Balls, Family ties, Guys, New York

Like Canadian Jumping Beans

Guest lecturer: My pants are animate, socks are inanimate.
Linguistics professor: Did you just say your pants are animate?
Guest lecturer: Yes, if it's near your genitals it's animate.

Winnipeg
Manitoba
Canadia

Overheard by: Breanne

Posted on November 13, 2014
Balls, Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Questions, Teachers, Vagina, Weirdness

So, All in All, It Was a Successful Party.

Girl: I look retarded!
Guy: My balls hurt.

George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia

Posted on May 19, 2011
Balls, Feelings, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Sensory experiences, Virginia

Or Were Those Internet Images Photoshopped?

Psychology teacher, collecting test papers: Do I have all the testes?

High School
Chesapeake, Virginia

Overheard by: Slips of the Freudian variety

Posted on January 20, 2011
Balls, Questions, Stupidity, Teachers, Virginia

That, and the Fact That He Loves Her

Angry coffee drinker: He referred to his last sexual congress as “being balls-deep” in his lady.
Amused coffee drinker: Something tells me she was no lady.
Angry coffee drinker: That's what you take away from that?

Cornell University
Ithaca, New York

Posted on July 27, 2010
Balls, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Guys, New York, Questions, Sex

The Male Equivalent Of the Old Menstrual Cramps Excuse

Mother: Take off your backpack and put it on your lap.
Five-year-old boy: No.
Mother: Put your backpack on your lap.
Five-year-old boy: No! It will hurt my balls.

Streetcar
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on July 26, 2010
Balls, Canadia, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Parenting

It Takes a While to Take a Cheez Whiz

Girl in stall with open door: I got cheese on my nipples!
Girl outside stall, to passerby: Sorry.
Girl in stall, in husky voice: I got cheese between my balls.
Girl outside stall: I'm so sorry.
Girl in stall: I'm so cheesy, sometimes I melt!

Women's Restroom, Public Library
Eugene, Oregon

Posted on July 17, 2010
Balls, Food, Girls, Nipples, Oregon, Restroom

Ever Seen One That Could Crack a Walnut Before?

Guy on cell: Look, I'm just saying. If he wants to play hardball, I'm totally prepared to show him just how hard my balls are.

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatyork/47161.html

Overheard by: Jon

Posted on March 26, 2010
Balls, Guys, On the phone, Overheard at York, Threats, Words

Balls