I'll Tell the World!

Guy: Dude, his nipples are like as big as my pecs!
Girl: …people can hear you here.

Stamp Student Union
University of Maryland

Posted on September 17, 2008
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Etiquette, Girls, Maryland, Nipples

More Evidence That Taking Drugs Increases Your Risk of Summer School

Random high school kid (during summer school): Shoes are like hats for your feet!

Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology
Alexandria, Virginia

Posted on September 6, 2008
Body parts, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Kids, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Virginia

In South Carolina, Getting a Piece of Tail Involves Surgery

Teenage waitress telling baby boomer male customer her medical issues: Yeah, and I got this tail thing right here. (points at lower back) It looks like I'm growing a tail.

Fatz Cafe
Lexington, South Carolina

Posted on September 5, 2008
Body parts, Default, Employees, Restaurants, South Carolina, Teens, Weirdness

At This Point in His Life, Pinocchio Needs Serious Work

Girl #1: He's kind of ugly.
Girl #2: He kind of reminds me of a marionette because his cheeks are shiny and puffed up all the time.

Black Market Vintage Clothing
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: kj

Posted on September 4, 2008
Body parts, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Girls, Stores

Dear Diary–Made a New Friend Today!

Hipster: So my girlfriend was sketching me naked when I went home. So I was sitting there, you know… naked. And then her parents walked in.

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on August 24, 2008
Body parts, Default, Family ties, Hipsters, Massachusetts, Relationships

Does Your Dad Own a Cow Parts Store, or Something?

Girl looking at a picture of someone milking a cow: Oh my god, look at the size of the testicles on this cow!
Embarrassed friend: Um, that's its udder.

Ohio State University