If It Could Happen to Lance Armstrong, It Could Happen to Anybody!

Girl #1: I’m all freaked out now! I bet you she’s pregnant! My sister’s pregnant!
Girl #2: I’m sure she’s not pregnant, you’re assuming the worst.
Girl #1: Oh my god! What if she has testicle cancer?!

Adelaide
Australia

Overheard by: monkey

Posted on December 31, 2022
Australia, Body parts, Default, Fears, Feelings, Friends, Gender issues, Girls, Maladies, Pregnancy, Stupidity

In This Case, She Meant to Stun, Not Kill

Taxi cab driver: She ain't big, but she ain't little, you know. (pause) Broke that bottle over Anna head, but she mean well.

Sierra Vista, Arizona

Overheard by: K

Posted on December 24, 2022
Arizona, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Conductors, Violence, Weirdness

…Oh, That. Subway, Why?

Girl, after hugging friend: Um, why do you smell like a scrotum?
Guy: Wait, what?

Manhattan, New York

Posted on December 15, 2022
Body parts, Girls, Guys, New York, Questions, Sensory experiences

She Just Goes There to Have Sex in the Steam Room.

Preppy girl: I woke up this morning and my legs were so sore! And then I couldn't remember why they were hurting! I was so worried, especially since I went out last night and Wednesday nights are usually when I stay in. And I couldn't remember anything that happened. But then I thought, “Oh, wait, I went to the gym yesterday. That must be it.”

Lawrence Hall, Colgate University
Hamilton, New York

Posted on December 7, 2022
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Maladies, New York, Preppies, Time Management

Or I Would If I Didn't Enjoy It So Much.

Reporter, at man's house after he hit someone at a kids' soccer game: Sir, how do you feel about your behavior?
Man, coming up to the door holding bowl of macaroni and cheese: I am ashamed. I slap my own face.

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Posted on November 25, 2022
Body parts, Default, Employees, Feelings, Guys, Questions, Violence, Wisconsin

But It's My Cross to Bear

Nervous tattooed boy: I mean, your face is really really beautiful, though.
Bored pretty girl, nodding: Yeah, that's true.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/469668093/keep-going.html

Overheard by: invisiblepilot

Posted on November 16, 2022
Beauty, Body parts, Compliments, Default, Girls, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis

According to My Logic Professor

Guy: If you can like anal, you can like feet!

George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia

Posted on November 14, 2022
Ass, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Sex, Virginia, Weirdness

And I Only Eat Things in the Primary Color Wheel

Girl #1: Hey, you wanna grab dinner in a bit?
Girl #2: Sure, want to go to Risley?
Girl #1: Okay, I'm just going to warn you now, though I'm like a reaally slow eater…I only use my front teeth.

Halifax
Nova Scotia
Canadia