Anyone Wanna Teabag?

Dude, after receiving dickhead hat on 50th birthday: Hey, look! My double chin looks like a pair of balls in a nutsack!

Columbia, Missouri

Overheard by: Tiger Fan

Posted on February 14, 2023
Age and ageing, Balls, Body parts, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Guys, Missouri, Penis

…to Use the Proper Measurement Units.

50-something man to another: I got a bunion you could hang a hat off of.

Durand Eastman Golf Course
Rochester, New York

Posted on February 12, 2023
Body parts, Clothes, Default, Guys, New York, Weirdness

Tell Anyone, And I'll Burn You With This Acid Exfoliant

Guy #1: What is that?
Guy #2, holding sunscreen: Oh, it's sport sunscreen. My mom made bring it.
Guy #3: Dude. Why do you have so many ointments?
Guy #2: The back of my legs get burnt.
Guy #1: You moisturize?

Canada's Wonderland
Vaughan, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Shan

Posted on January 27, 2023
Body parts, Canadia, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Parenting, Questions

If It Could Happen to Lance Armstrong, It Could Happen to Anybody!

Girl #1: I’m all freaked out now! I bet you she’s pregnant! My sister’s pregnant!
Girl #2: I’m sure she’s not pregnant, you’re assuming the worst.
Girl #1: Oh my god! What if she has testicle cancer?!

Adelaide
Australia

Overheard by: monkey

Posted on December 31, 2022
Australia, Body parts, Default, Fears, Feelings, Friends, Gender issues, Girls, Maladies, Pregnancy, Stupidity

In This Case, She Meant to Stun, Not Kill

Taxi cab driver: She ain't big, but she ain't little, you know. (pause) Broke that bottle over Anna head, but she mean well.

Sierra Vista, Arizona

Overheard by: K

Posted on December 24, 2022
Arizona, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Conductors, Violence, Weirdness

…Oh, That. Subway, Why?

Girl, after hugging friend: Um, why do you smell like a scrotum?
Guy: Wait, what?

Manhattan, New York

Posted on December 15, 2022
Body parts, Girls, Guys, New York, Questions, Sensory experiences

She Just Goes There to Have Sex in the Steam Room.

Preppy girl: I woke up this morning and my legs were so sore! And then I couldn't remember why they were hurting! I was so worried, especially since I went out last night and Wednesday nights are usually when I stay in. And I couldn't remember anything that happened. But then I thought, “Oh, wait, I went to the gym yesterday. That must be it.”

Lawrence Hall, Colgate University
Hamilton, New York

Posted on December 7, 2022
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Maladies, New York, Preppies, Time Management

Or I Would If I Didn't Enjoy It So Much.

Reporter, at man's house after he hit someone at a kids' soccer game: Sir, how do you feel about your behavior?
Man, coming up to the door holding bowl of macaroni and cheese: I am ashamed. I slap my own face.

Milwaukee, Wisconsin