It Was All Good Except for Shitting in a Box

Girl on cell: Guess what? I got to be the big yellow cat again yesterday!

Hornsby train
Sydney
Australia

Posted on July 21, 2018
Australia, Bragging, On the phone

Reruns Of House Count As “Research,” Right?

Drunk girl: I teach! I teach AP bio kids. They ask so many smart questions. (thoughtful pause) I make things up all the time.
Friend: You make things up??
Drunk girl: I just say “according to my research.” (shrugs, laughs hysterically)

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on February 26, 2018
Bragging, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Education, Girls, Pennsylvania, Questions

Say Something to Me in C++

Guy trying to impress girl: So then I mastered a few languages, and after that it was pretty easy to get hired.
Girl: Oh wow! What languages?
Guy: C++.

Yellow Line Train
Washington, DC

Posted on February 11, 2018
Bragging, Default, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Girls, Guys, Relationships, Stupidity, Technology, Train, Washington, DC

I'm Known As the Paul Revere of Gaudy Accessories

Lesbian with terrible tie: I am the vanguard of the revolution.

Cozy Corner Diner & Pancake House
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on August 17, 2017
Bragging, Default, Illinois, Lesbos, Restaurants

And I Puked until My Stomach Was Empty

10-year-old: Hey, I think I’m swimming extra good tonight!
Friend: Yeah? Why is that?
10-year-old: I think it’s because we just got back from Red Lobster.

Waterford, Michigan

Overheard by: Gary Lewis

Posted on April 21, 2017
Bragging, Kids, Michigan

Nature: 2 Nurture: 0

Teen Boy Scout (after narrowly avoiding tripping): And that's why I'm so good at swing dancing. I have hips like an angel.

Amtrack
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Duckie

Posted on April 14, 2017
Body parts, Bragging, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Dancing, Default, Illinois, Pride, Teens

I Appreciate Your Candor

Teenage thug to passing woman: Hey yo baby! I ain’t gonna lie, I got a big dick!

Hollywood and Highland
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Has that ever worked?

Posted on March 3, 2017
Bragging, California, Compliments, Etiquette, Offers and requests, Penis, Pride, Sexuality, Teens, Thugs, Words

Except for Britney Over There

Vice president: We’re all like kind of educated or whatever…

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: babygirl

Posted on January 31, 2016
Bragging, Idiots, Overheard at Cornell

That Doesn’t Work on Mom, and It Sure Doesn’t Work on Me!

Five-year-old boy: I don’t like that… It doesn’t taste good.
Father, picking up frozen dinner: Oh, I’ll make it taste good!

Topsham, Maine

Overheard by: Morgan

Posted on January 30, 2016
Bragging, Dads, Kids, Maine

The Duck and I Were Reenacting the Dunkirk Evacuation!

Chav, showing off in front of group of underage girls: Yes bruv, you don't even know, there was this duck, yeah, and I snapped its neck, innit! It was swimmin' around with its head loose making stupid noises!
Slightly older chav friend: Breds, you're talking shit, man. Number one, if you snapped a duck's neck it wouldn't still be swimming. B, I was there, remember, that fucking duck bit you on the hand, bruv and you screamed like a woman and ran away.

Cambridgeshire
England

Overheard by: Tim C

Posted on January 23, 2016
Animals, Bragging, England, Hobos, Memory lane, Violence

Bragging