Who Knew It Would Be Anthrax, Though?

Goth girl: Typical, I come to your party and end up wiping white stuff off my ass.

Withrow Park
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Alex

Posted on November 20, 2009
Ass, Canadia, Girls, Goths, Gripes, Health & Hygiene, Weirdness

You're Gonna Love Detroit, Sir

Social worker talking to hobo: What can I get for you, sir?
Hobo: How about a 9 mm semi-automatic gun?
Social worker: Well, I can't do that, but do you need bus tickets? Where are you going?
Hobo: Hell.
Social worker: Okay, I'll get those bus tickets then.
Hobo: Your hair's much nicer than mine.

Hospital
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: yooo

Posted on November 18, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Employees, Evil, Hair, Hobos, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Violence, Weirdness

I Am So Not Interested in Your Personal Hygiene

Teenage girl: I want to stop keeping it in my pants.
Effeminate teenage guy: No! Keep the stuff in your pants… in your pants!
Teenage girl: Yeah, it needs washing anyways.

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on November 12, 2009
Canadia, Cleanliness, Clothes, Teens, Wishes

Every Day's a Roll Of the Polyhedral Dice

12-year-old boy: You see?! Dungeons & Dragons applies to real life!

Calgary
Canadia

Overheard by: cubicle slave

Posted on November 11, 2009
Canadia, Games, Tweens, Weirdness

Once You Invoke Hitler, Rational Conversation Ceases

Girl #1, playing Tetris: Stop moving your feet, it's distracting me.
Girl #2: I wasn't trying to distract you! I needed to crack my ankles.
Girl #1: I bet Hitler just needed to crack his ankles too, he didn't mean to kill all those Jews.

Calgary
Canadia

Overheard by: Estelle

Posted on November 5, 2009
Body parts, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Games, Girls, History, Murder, Weirdness

Get Thee to a Nunnery!

Strange man to lightly-dressed girls sitting on bench: Thank you! Have a good night!
(leaves)
Girl to friend: Oh my god. He licked your hand. Ohmigod! He. Licked. Your. Hand!

Montreal
Quebec
Canadia

Overheard by: And it tasted like humus.

Posted on October 10, 2009
Canadia, Friends, Girls, Hands, Licking, Strangers, Weirdness

You Never Know Which One Will Be Your Last One

Drunk young girl: Whatever. She could have had sex whenever she wanted.
Drunk mother: Well, she's beat you by a few years!
Drunk grandmother: I haven't had sex in such a long time.

The Keg
Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on October 10, 2009
Canadia, Drunks, Family, Family ties, Moms, Parenting, Sex, Time Management, Wishes

Um, Have You Seen It Pole Dance??

Giggly blonde teen: Ew, you know bestiality is illegal, right?
Giggly brunette teen: It wasn't bestiality!
Giggly blonde teen: And yet you know that your cat is good in bed?

Ontario
Canadia

Posted on October 10, 2009
Animals, Bimbettes, Canadia, Crimes, Sex, Weirdness

But When We Say That About Canadians, We Get Angry Letters

Girl #1: Hey, you smell great!
Girl #2: Really?
Girl #1: Yeah, you smell like that nice soap.
Girl #2: I don't use soap.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Justin

Posted on October 3, 2009
Canadia, Cleanliness, Compliments, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Sensory experiences

Meet Debate Club Barbie

Idiot girl #1: Well, like, Brad is like one of your favorite toys, so you wanna play with him a lot. But Adam is like your most favorite toy, so you wanna play with him all the time! So when Ashley wants to play with him you're all, “Bitch, drop it!”
Idiot girl #2: That is the best analogy.

Guelph
Canadia

Posted on September 30, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Girls, Idiots, Insults, Stupidity, Toys, Wishes