Obviously gay guy: I mean, I'm not surprised at all that people think I'm gay. I've got this high voice, I'm bitchy, and I like to wear dresses.
Friend: (nods in approval)
Dining Hall
UNC Chapel Hill
Obviously gay guy: I mean, I'm not surprised at all that people think I'm gay. I've got this high voice, I'm bitchy, and I like to wear dresses.
Friend: (nods in approval)
Dining Hall
UNC Chapel Hill
Professor: So, what are most songs written about?
Student #1: Apple bottom jeans?
Student #2: Boots with the fur?
School of Environmental Studies
Minnesota
Girl: Do you have selective hearing?
Guy: No, I just really like this sandwich.
St. Peter's College
Jersey City, New Jersey
Hoochie: I understand that you’re worried about me, but I have self-control.
Friend: Do you?
Hoochie: Buying a pair of shoes is different from fucking someone.
Vassar College
Poughkeepsie, New York
College tour guide, passing crying student: College is hard. You will cry.
Willamette University
Salem, Oregon
Anatomy professor: There's a little bit of failure in everyone.
Western Illinois University
Overheard by: Pixie
Girl on cell: You mean you need at least thirty minutes? It's only supposed to last ten minutes, that's why it's called a quickie!
UC Irvine
Irvine, California
Professor: No, pondering eternal truths is not a good excuse for missing my class…I'd need a signed note from god.
Lycoming College
Williamsport, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: JQ
Professor: I thought it was an “Oh my god, ponies!” moment.
Christopher Newport University
Newport News, Virginia
Overheard by: It had to be…
Girl to friend: You know a little too much. Just like your abortion thing the other day!
Friend: What?
University of Washington
Seattle, Washington
