Colorado Libraries Are Full Of the Stuff

Geeky girl: You know, I’ve still got my ex-boyfriend’s mom’s library card.
Goth friend: …We should totally go and check out, like, animal porn with it.

Aurora, Colorado

Posted on March 5, 2019
Animals, Books, Colorado, Default, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Family ties, Friends, Girls, Goths, Offers and requests, Porn, Relationships, Weirdness

Dressed As a Boy!

12-year-old: She's such a slut. She went on a date alone with a boy!
Mother: I don't believe that.
12-year-old: It's true! I was there!

Denver, Colorado

Posted on January 15, 2019
Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Kids, Moms, Relationships, Women

It's the Code Of the West

Teen girl to teen friends in checkout line bumping into each other: Stop it, you guys, this isn't the Dollar Store, we're in Wal-Mart, you gotta act classy!

Wal-Mart
Colorado Springs, Colorado

Overheard by: Shawna

Posted on January 1, 2019
Advice, Colorado, Etiquette, Shopping, Teens

What?

Father to son, on golf course: Yeah, while you were away I though about hiring someone to rape me.
Son: What?
Father: It's supposed to really improve your golf swing!

Eagle, Colorado

Posted on December 28, 2018
Colorado, Dads, Kids, Leisure, Sexuality, Weirdness

Note to Self: Don't Try to Bond with Teenagers.

Teacher to girl: I like your shirt!
Girl: Oh, yeah, but it's from a show, so I'm not, like, just wearing a shirt… randomly or whatever.

Boulder, Colorado

Posted on December 16, 2018
Clothes, Clothing, Colorado, Compliments, Girls, Music, Students, Teachers

I Don’ Even Wanna Think About What They’re Not Being Taught in History Class

Teen girl, to friend: I’m tired of being stuck with a bunch of 12-year-olds who think Knight Rider and Batman are the same thing!

Steamboat Springs, Colorado

Posted on November 28, 2018
Age and ageing, Colorado, Default, Girls, Gripes, Kids, Teens, TV shows

It’s a Gang War Thing — You Wouldn’t Understand

Student #1, pointing to notebook: If I ever become a famous rapper this is going to be my first album cover.
Student #2: Why? What is it?
Student #1: It’s just a penguin on fire.
Student #2: A flaming penguin — nice!
Student #1, matter-of-factly: I fucking hate penguins…

University of Denver
Denver, Colorado

Posted on November 11, 2018
Animals, Bragging, Colleges & Universities, Colorado, Students

She’s Bringin’ “Rakish” Back

Chick: I’d worship Jesus if he had a rakish and amusing hat.

High school classroom
Englewood, Colorado

Posted on November 11, 2018
Chicks, Colorado, Default, Fashion, Jesus

Did the Pizza Guy Even Apologize for Walking in on You in the Shower?

Chick #1: I was like, “I thought that shit only happened in porn!”
Chick #2: Or movies.
Chick #1: Oh. Yeah.

Cafe
Denver, Colorado

Posted on November 6, 2018
Bars & Clubs, Chicks, Colorado, Compare and contrast, Porn, Stupidity