To Fight Convention?

Tall goth girl to rotund, geeky friend: She’s a fat black goth! Kinda like if you, me, and Bill Cosby joined forces.

Denver, Colorado

Posted on September 15, 2019
About celebrities, Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Goths, Gripes, Race, Stupidity

Only a Few Orthodonists Do That

Suit walking with lady suit: Well, for that my friend went to this guy downtown and really liked him, but, um, just don’t expect flowers after.

Penrose Hospital
Colorado Springs, Colorado

Posted on July 26, 2019
Advice, Colorado, Suits

But Only Because They're Twins

Guy #1: I am in love with her, do you know how I know that?
Guy #2: Because she reminds you of your mom?
Guy #1: Dude, gross! (pause) She does remind me of my sister a bit.

Devner, Colorado

Posted on June 10, 2019
Colorado, Default, Family ties, Feelings, Guys, Questions

Still, It’s a Violation of the Standard Creepiness Rule for Dating Age Differences

20-something #1: Your boyfriend is 61, right?
20-something #2: My boyfriend is 60. Our father is 61.

Colorado

Posted on April 17, 2019
Age and ageing, Colorado, Compare and contrast, Family ties, Girls, Relationships, Siblings, Weirdness

Colorado Libraries Are Full Of the Stuff

Geeky girl: You know, I’ve still got my ex-boyfriend’s mom’s library card.
Goth friend: …We should totally go and check out, like, animal porn with it.

Aurora, Colorado

Posted on March 5, 2019
Animals, Books, Colorado, Default, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Family ties, Friends, Girls, Goths, Offers and requests, Porn, Relationships, Weirdness

Dressed As a Boy!

12-year-old: She's such a slut. She went on a date alone with a boy!
Mother: I don't believe that.
12-year-old: It's true! I was there!

Denver, Colorado

Posted on January 15, 2019
Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Kids, Moms, Relationships, Women

It's the Code Of the West

Teen girl to teen friends in checkout line bumping into each other: Stop it, you guys, this isn't the Dollar Store, we're in Wal-Mart, you gotta act classy!

Wal-Mart
Colorado Springs, Colorado

Overheard by: Shawna

Posted on January 1, 2019
Advice, Colorado, Etiquette, Shopping, Teens

What?

Father to son, on golf course: Yeah, while you were away I though about hiring someone to rape me.
Son: What?
Father: It's supposed to really improve your golf swing!

Eagle, Colorado

Posted on December 28, 2018
Colorado, Dads, Kids, Leisure, Sexuality, Weirdness

Note to Self: Don't Try to Bond with Teenagers.

Teacher to girl: I like your shirt!
Girl: Oh, yeah, but it's from a show, so I'm not, like, just wearing a shirt… randomly or whatever.

Boulder, Colorado

Posted on December 16, 2018
Clothes, Clothing, Colorado, Compliments, Girls, Music, Students, Teachers

I Don’ Even Wanna Think About What They’re Not Being Taught in History Class

Teen girl, to friend: I’m tired of being stuck with a bunch of 12-year-olds who think Knight Rider and Batman are the same thing!

Steamboat Springs, Colorado

Posted on November 28, 2018
Age and ageing, Colorado, Default, Girls, Gripes, Kids, Teens, TV shows