Compare and contrast

Manly college guy to friends: I just like to dance my way through life.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/471907136/its-working-for-charo.html

Overheard by: a. Lil.

Drunk episcopal priest in wine cellar: Yes! Yes! Science fiction is like religion, only backwards!

Penn Yan, New York

Overheard by: Liz

Disappointed man to child on shoulders: Cranes aren't that great.

Woodland Park Zoo
Seattle, Washington

Girl #1: No! They separated!
Girl #2: It's okay, they'll end up together eventually.
Girl #1: What? That's like saying “it's okay to be kidnapped, you'll end up with someone eventually!”

Miami, Florida

Girl #1: What does he look like?
Girl #2: The same way he looked when he was Catherine.

Mount Holyoke College
South Hadley, Massachusetts

Loud man on cell: Yeah, 800,000 dollars. But let's just keep this between ourselves, okay?

Packed Commuter Train
Toronto, Canadia

Overheard by: M@

Girl sucking down Smirnoff Ice: The longer I look at my engagement ring, the smaller the diamond gets…

Berklee Performing Arts Center
Boston, Massachusetts

Girl #1: You don't even like Jesus.
Girl #2: I don't like Jesus, but I like the way he walks.

San Francisco, California

Extremely diabetic professor: Now that I have to get another artificial leg, I can be as tall as I want!

Math Department
University of Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Suzz

Student: Would it be possible for the situation to be reversed?
Professor: Well… (talks in circles for 5 minutes) So I will say yes, but the answer is no.

Graduate Classroom
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania