Are Hamburgers Still Okay?

Student: Dogs belong on leashes, not…inside you!

University of Maryland

Overheard by: MD

Posted on December 12, 2008
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Maryland, Students

No

Happy hour drinker: My menstruation looks like meat. Is that normal?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/396710383/i-cant-hear-you-over-the-sounds-of-my-retching.html

Overheard by: no, good heavens no!

Posted on December 12, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Gender issues, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Weirdness

Technically, I Don't Even Think I'm in That Class

Girl #1: And everyone was like, “What? This isn't what was on the study sheet! This test is unfair! We're so confused!”
Girl #2: Oh, wow. Were you confused, too?
Girl #1: No, I didn't look at the study sheet. I went downstairs and drank a bottle of wine with you.

Saint Joseph's University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on December 12, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Education, Girls, Gripes, Pennsylvania, Questions

Even When You've Got Steak at Home, Sometimes You Go Out for a Cheeseburger

Classics professor: Yeah, Zeus liked to turn into animals in order to get some. Hey, I just study it; I don't justify it.

Memorial University
St. John's, Newfoundland
Canadia

Overheard by: Mel

Posted on December 12, 2008
Animals, Books, Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Religion, Sexuality, Teachers

A Lot Of People Were Misinformed About the McCain/Palin Ticket

20-something #1: So are they good for each other?
20-something #2: Yeah, you know, he's all wacky-o and she's like a scientist.
20-something #1: Oh, I see.

Thunder Bay
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on December 12, 2008
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Questions, Relationships

Would You Just Rob the Fucking Bank, Already?

Bank teller: (nods)
Customer: People have forgotten how to praise the Lord!
Bank teller: (nods)
Customer: Don't complain that you can't find a job! Praise god that there are jobs!

Bank of America
Palm Harbor, Florida

Overheard by: Serena H.

Posted on December 10, 2008
Compare and contrast, Customers, Default, Employees, Florida, God, Jobs & Careers, Religious fanatics

…Than a Cocktail Weenie

Sex ed teacher: Now, before I start this class, all of you remember that my penis is bigger.

Australia

Overheard by: Not so sure…

Posted on December 10, 2008
Australia, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Guys, Penis, Teachers, Weirdness

As Demonstrated in The Rise and Rise Of the Roman Empire

Mom with two kids getting on escalator: Tommy, do you know what this is called? This is an escalator.
Tommy: Escalator.
Mom: Do you know what the opposite of “escalate” is?
(Tommy remains silent)
Mom: Elevate!

Airport
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on December 9, 2008
Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Georgia, Guys, Kids, Moms, Questions, Words

What's More Fun Than a Game Of Hungry, Hungry Hostage?

Black girl #1: Did you hear her? She said she was hungry as a hostage! I mean, how hungry is a hostage?
Black girl #2: Well…probably a lot…
Black girl #1: Yeah, but sometimes they feed yo' ass!

Northern Virginia

Overheard by: nosy roommate

Posted on December 8, 2008
Black people, Compare and contrast, Crimes, Default, Food, Girls, Questions, Virginia

…Is What I Tell Myself Every Time I Get Rejected for Tenure.

Professor: Sometimes it can be fun to be teased by not getting what you want for a while, as long as you get it in the end.

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on December 8, 2008
Compare and contrast, Connecticut, Default, Feelings, Teachers, Wishes

Compare and contrast