It's Almost Like You're Blaming the Victim Here

Guy, carrying basket: It's just hard to know that I did so much for her, I did everything right in our marriage and now she is intentionally trying to hurt me.
Girl, pushing cart: Seriously? You did everything right?
Guy: Yes, I did.
Girl: Um, you slept with me.
Guy: Yeah, but that was a long time ago and I didn't do it to hurt her.

Trader Joe's
Hillcrest, California

Posted on November 22, 2008
California, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Infidelity, Questions, Relationships, Stores

Unless You're Prepared to Teach the Rest of Us to Plié

Construction worker #1, with southern drawl, on speakerphone: Yeah, then we all woke up wearing leotards. Looked like goddamn ballerinas.
Construction worker #2: I don't think I'd tell that story.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/10/men-men-men-manly-men-men-men.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on November 22, 2008
Advice, Clothing, Compare and contrast, Construction workers, Coworkers, Default, Eavesdrop DC

They're Even Set to the Same Music

Girl #1: So, how do orgies work? I don't really get it.
Girl #2: I dunno. I think if you see a hole, you just fill it with whatever you've got.
Girl #3: It's like Tetris!

Gold Coast
Australia

Posted on November 20, 2008
Australia, Compare and contrast, Default, Games, Girls, Questions, Sex

And All These People Were Lying on Me

Sorority ditz: It's not that I didn't want to do the homework, I was just too drunk.

USC
Columbia, South Carolina

Posted on November 19, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Education, Sorority types, South Carolina, Wishes

We Have a Winner

Girl #1: I'm 20-orgasms horny!
Girl #2: I'm 100-orgasms horny!
Girl #3: I'm masturbate-in-my-class horny!
Girl #1: I'm stick-a-banana-in-my-ass horny!

Syracuse University, New York

Overheard by: gelatinous

Posted on November 19, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Masturbation, New York, Sexuality, Words

That Limbo Bar Might As Well Have Been a Phallus

Professor: This weekend I went to a new restaurant that had a bar. It was interesting to see how the new generation dances these days.
Student: What's weird about dancing?
Professor: In my day we would have called that rape.

UNH
Durham, New Hampshire

Posted on November 18, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Dancing, Default, Memory lane, New Hampshire, Sexuality, Students, Teachers, Words

And We Both Need to Take It Easier on White People

Asian #1: So do you guys eat a lot of Mongolian beef and shit?
Asian #2: Dude! I'm Korean!
(later)
Asian #2: Do you understand everything in those anime movies?
Asian #1: I'm not Japanese! Now I don't feel so bad.

Emory University
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on November 16, 2008
Asians, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Food, Geography, Questions

Maybe I Should've Selected a Photo Where I Wasn't Holding a Beer-Bong?

Guy: So they sent me something saying they had received my application and said it would take six to eight weeks. I got a rejection letter the next day. Bitchbags.

Wake Forest University
Winston-Salem, North Carolina