We Have a Winner

Girl #1: I'm 20-orgasms horny!
Girl #2: I'm 100-orgasms horny!
Girl #3: I'm masturbate-in-my-class horny!
Girl #1: I'm stick-a-banana-in-my-ass horny!

Syracuse University, New York

Overheard by: gelatinous

Posted on November 19, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Masturbation, New York, Sexuality, Words

That Limbo Bar Might As Well Have Been a Phallus

Professor: This weekend I went to a new restaurant that had a bar. It was interesting to see how the new generation dances these days.
Student: What's weird about dancing?
Professor: In my day we would have called that rape.

UNH
Durham, New Hampshire

Posted on November 18, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Dancing, Default, Memory lane, New Hampshire, Sexuality, Students, Teachers, Words

And We Both Need to Take It Easier on White People

Asian #1: So do you guys eat a lot of Mongolian beef and shit?
Asian #2: Dude! I'm Korean!
(later)
Asian #2: Do you understand everything in those anime movies?
Asian #1: I'm not Japanese! Now I don't feel so bad.

Emory University
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on November 16, 2008
Asians, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Food, Geography, Questions

Maybe I Should've Selected a Photo Where I Wasn't Holding a Beer-Bong?

Guy: So they sent me something saying they had received my application and said it would take six to eight weeks. I got a rejection letter the next day. Bitchbags.

Wake Forest University
Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Posted on November 13, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Guys, Insults, North Carolina, Time Management

Wherever I Sit, It's Still Fucking Kansas

Drunk #1: It is loud in here.
Drunk #2: No, it isn't.
Drunk #1: Well, you aren't sitting over here.
Drunk #2: What?

Olathe, Kansas

Posted on November 2, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Kansas, Sensory experiences

The Christian Right Gets Weirder Every Day

Man outside bar: Look man, I love my wife, I do. But I swear to god, I wish she were dead.

http://overheardinjxn.blogspot.com/2005/09/overheard-in-parking-lot-outside-bar.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on November 2, 2008
Bars & Clubs, Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Default, Feelings, Guys, Overheard in Jackson, Relationships, Wishes

I'm Singlehandedly Working to Clean Up Her Rep

Guy to friend: No, man, I mean…she's not a *whore* whore, just a whore.

Outside City Bistro
Hoboken, New Jersey

Overheard by: Chris Maimone

Posted on November 2, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Guys, Insults, New Jersey, Restaurants, Words

It's Said Such Hardship Makes One Stronger

Sorority girl: Yeah, there is no bread at the house, so I had to make my sandwich on a bun… a bun. (closes and blinks eyes slowly)

overheardatnu.blogspot.com

Posted on October 29, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Girls, Overheard at Northwestern, Sorority types

That's the Last Time I'll Use the Frathouse Shower

Skanky girl: My hair smells like cum.

Gleneagle Secondary School
Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on October 29, 2008
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Cum, Default, Girls, Hair, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sensory experiences

All I Know Is Their Wedding Has an Open Bar

Girl #1: I don't know, I mean…he's not the best looking.
Girl #2: Yeah, but neither is she. I mean, she can be…
Girl #1: Yeah, I mean, he's not really good looking, and she's not pretty-pretty, y'know?
Girl #2: I guess. I mean, I guess they fit together. What's her name anyway?
Girl #1: I don't know, “r” something.

http://overheardatlc.blogspot.com

Overheard by:

Posted on October 29, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Names, Overheard at Loyola, Relationships

Compare and contrast