Girlfriend, after guy has smacked her butt: This isn't Wal-Mart!
Target
Salem, Oregon
Girlfriend, after guy has smacked her butt: This isn't Wal-Mart!
Target
Salem, Oregon
Redhead: That's why I couldn't be a lesbian. Too many folds of flesh… It's like a mystery box of angry.
Federal Hill
Providence, Rhode Island
Overheard by: Katie M agrees
Girl: Do you have any keys?
Lady: Nope, just an armadillo.
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Girl #1: My mom thinks I'm a whore cuz I ride the MAX at night.
Girl #2: My mom thinks I'm a whore cuz I have big boobs.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/american-teen.html
Overheard by: brian
White guy: So, is it true that when you die you go to heaven and get forty virgins to do whatever with?
Muslim guy: No, that's wrong. It's heaven: you get as many virgins as you want.
Liberty High School
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Construction worker #1: The only time I know you're not talking is when you're smoking or pooping.
Construction worker #2: How do you know I'm not talking when I'm pooping?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/371364146/sometimes-you-have-to-talk-yourself-through-it.html
Overheard by: heard you in the porta-potty
Older woman to middle aged man walking a dog: Is that how all dogs walk?
Middle aged man: That's how *this* dog walks.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/362494228/other-dogs-walk-like-that.html
Overheard by: have you never seen a dog walk before?
Guy asking survey questions to people: So, where are you from again?
Really high guy: Do you mean in real life?
Dorm Lobby
Wyoming
Lady to greeter: Do you have any children's CDs…like for real children?
Greeter: (bewildered look)
Greenville, South Carolina
Man on cell (angrily): Your sister keeps jerking me off… Well, not me, but your mother.
University of Hawaii, Hilo
