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Annoyed teenage boy to girlfriend: You've got to understand that I'm never going to be Justin Bieber!

London
England

Overheard by: KK

Drunken teenage girl, dancing down the street: I taste like fucking condoms!

Toronto, Canadia

Man, pointing out the window, to his wife: Look, honey, they even have cars!

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Overheard by: The Zipster

Woman on phone: Man, you know what open flesh smells like!

BART Station
Pittsburg, California

Overheard by: Hannah

American tourist, overlooking Grand Canal: It's like… It's just like Las Vegas!

Venice
Italy

Overheard by: Pumpkin and Peanut

White girl to white guy: Oh, I get it. So a baller pops his collar.

St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: Emmitt

Gay man to friend: He's not hot enough to have AIDS!

Cleveland, Ohio

Overheard by: Rachel Kaiser

(blind shuts in lounge area, blocking really bright sunshine, everybody quickly looks up)
Hot Chinese girl: Hey!
Friend: And finally they drop the blinds. My eyes were starting to hurt.
Hot Chinese girl: But I like the sunshine! It's so bright and warm and it emphasizes my boobs by casting shadows on my chest!

University of Toronto
Canadia

12-year-old: She's such a slut. She went on a date alone with a boy!
Mother: I don't believe that.
12-year-old: It's true! I was there!

Denver, Colorado

Woman on cell: Dude, you guys drink milk like cows!

San Diego, California

Overheard by: Nance