Doesn't Roto-Rooter Make Those?

Girl to friends: I'm normal when I'm single, but it's like my vagina is a dick-powered crazy machine!

Tucson, Arizona

Overheard by: Herdy

Posted on August 22, 2018
Arizona, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Penis, Relationships, Vagina

Nala Would Be an Animal in Bed, Though

Drunk college guy: Is that Nala?
Drunk college chick: She is so pretty… Don’t you think she’s pretty?
Drunk college guy: I’m not really into cartoons…[after several seconds] I gotta say, though, Kim pretty hot.

Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Megan

Posted on August 20, 2018
Beauty, Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Friends, Girls, Guys, Students, Tennessee, TV shows, Yeahhh, college!

Maybe Add in Homicidal and Go for the Hat Trick?

Girl: Well, if he's okay with handicapped, he'll be okay with crazy.

El Paso, Texas

Posted on August 16, 2018
Advice, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Relationships, Texas, Weirdness

Kids Raised on Sesame Street Often Have That Reaction

(bible thumper holding cross is passing out pamphlets on the street)
Hipster guy, yelling: Yeah! Lower case 't'!

Royal Oak, Michigan

Overheard by: Sara

Posted on August 3, 2018
Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Hipsters, Michigan, Weirdness, Words

You Ruined the Entire Experience Of Jerry Maguire for Me

American guy #1: Fuck, here I am, sitting on top of some fucking sandmountain in the goddam desert in Chile, god knows how far away from home, to watch some goddam sunset! And I'm not even on my fucking own, or with some hot chick. I'm sitting here with severeal hundred other people. It's such a fucking waste. It's kinda like sitting all alone in the movie theater, and then some dickhead comes and sits down next too you.
American guy #2: Yeah, I did that once!
American guy #1: I hate you. (walks away).

San Pedro de Attacama
Chile

Overheard by: Hege

Posted on August 2, 2018
Compare and contrast, Foreigners, Gripes, Guys, Insults, South America

But I've Thought About That, Too

Girl: Cara is so cute.
Guy: Yeah, she's adorable.
Girl: I mean, if I were a lesbian, I'd have sex with her.
Guy: I'm a little creeped out by that.
Girl: I mean, I've thought about it… (slight pause) I've never weighed myself!

Boston, Massachusetts