But I Do Need to Pass His Class…

Exasperated girl in the middle of the street: I really don't feel like taking my shirt off for this guy!

St. Andrews
Fife
Scotland

Overheard by: Nina

Posted on June 25, 2020
Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Scotland, Sexuality

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Explained

Little girl: I got powerade instead of water!
Grandma: Well that wasn't a good idea.
Little girl: I know.

McDonald's, Kalkaska, MI

Overheard by: Will Y.

Posted on June 22, 2020
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Unlike My Grading Scale

Professor: The guillotine was humane. It was just humane many thousands of times.

Oberlin, Ohio

Overheard by: Secret Spy

Posted on June 22, 2020
Class, Default, History, Murder, Ohio, Teachers, Weirdness, Words

Maintenance: “When You Put an End to Nude Chair-Hockey, Then We’ll Talk”

Worried suit: That’s why we get our chairs cleaned more than any other department. We get our chairs cleaned every three months. Why doesn’t anyone put a stop to this?

Metro Bus
Seattle, Washington

Posted on June 21, 2020
Bus, Cleanliness, Compare and contrast, Default, Gripes, Questions, Suits, Washington

And You're Sure It Does?

Constitutional politics professor: Because the North Koreans don't even know if the world exists!

Maryland

Overheard by: loves this awkward class

Posted on June 20, 2020
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Everyone Feels Like This When They See Tom Cruise

Girl #1: Shit!
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: I forgot to ask him if he's gay!
Girl #2: But you don't even know him!
Girl #1: I know, and now I've lost my chance…I'll wonder for the rest of my life if he was gay or not. And maybe one day, when I'm old and gray, I'll see him, at a bus-stop maybe, and then I'll try to ask him…and he'll be already on the bus, and I'll never know.
Girl #2: You're kind of a freak.

University of Delaware

Posted on June 19, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Default, Delaware, Girls, Public transportation, Questions, Sexuality, Weirdness

Let's Start with One Tier

Girl: I want to bake you a cake!
Boy: I don't do commitment.

Melbourne
Australia

Posted on June 18, 2020
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…I Mean Camel. Camel!

Real estate broker/teacher to class: So tell me, in the 1770s, when Thomas Jefferson was coming up with this system, if you were to want to go from the original colonies to London, what mode of transportation would you most likely take?
Woman in the back: Horse?

Scottsdale School of Real Estate
Scottsdale, Arizona

Overheard by: Mirth