Preschooler left alone in stroller, singing, to 20-something girl walking by: Cha, cha, cha…you're charming!
20-something, on cell: I think I just got hit on by a four-year-old! No, it was actually better than most of the lines I've heard.
Appleton, Wisconsin
Homeless guy to girl passing by: The economic downturn has thrown me into an existential panic! (girl looks at him quizzically) Yeah, us street folk feel that shit too.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Alessa Colaianni
Awesome dad: I'm going to bring you to your auntie's house. I want you to behave.
Adorable little boy: I promise.
Awesome dad: But I also want you to have fun.
Adorable little boy: I'll tell you if there's a roller coaster!
Toronto
Canadia
Dudely dude: You know Heart of Darkness, by Marlon Brando…
Ithaca College
Ithaca, New York
Guy to friend: Do you have a reason to riverdance on my testicles?
Boone, North Carolina
Woman in car behind us at drive-thru, on the speaker placing order: I'd like a salad, without a lot of lettuce.
Employee: (silent)
Pendleton, Oregon
Overheard by: CapriSun
Woman: There’s nothing in my mouth that I’m ashamed of!
87 Bus
Jersey City, New Jersey
Boy, sitting on the grass: Hey, I can see your underwear.
Cute girl in dress, sitting on the grass, uncrossing her legs: Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer.
Boy: You sound like you're trying to make me feel ashamed, but I'm gonna keep on looking. The blue whales are really cute.
Beijing
China
Old religious woman to large crowd of highly amused students: Having pre-marital sex is like playing Russian roulette with your genitals!
Alumni Hill
University of Arizona
Overheard by: The girl who likes to live on the dangerous side
Old dude #1, eating lunch: What is this?
Old dude #2, sitting next to him: It's chicken.
Old dude #1: It's chicken? It looks like fish.
Old dude #2: No, it's chicken.
Old dude #1: Doesn't it look like fish?
Old dude #2: Whatever it is, it's dead.
(short pause)
Old dude #1: What is this? Fish?
Assisted Living Facility
Boston, Massachusetts
