Back in My Day, It Wasn't a Race Without at Least a Little Mooing

Man to daughter entering race: So, do you have to quack while you run, or…how does that work?

4th of July Parade
Brighton, Michigan

Overheard by: Tonya

Posted on March 31, 2009
Dads, Default, Games, Guys, Michigan, Offers and requests, Questions

And No Pants!

Little boy: I wanna be a duck.
Mother: You wanna be a duck?
Little boy: Yeah, so I can walk around with my eyes closed.

Australia

Posted on March 31, 2009
Animals, Australia, Body parts, Default, Guys, Kids, Questions, Women

You're Really Cute, Wendy, but You're a Fucking Sociopath

Girl #1: So last week, I went to find my cat…and I found her dead on the side of the porch.
Girl #2: (unphased)
Girl #1: And then, I went into the backyard to feed my dog…and I found him dead on the side of the house!
Girl #2: (starts laughing uncontrollably)

Escondido
San Diego, Calfornia

Overheard by: see-are-uh

Posted on March 30, 2009
Animals, California, Death & dying, Default, Girls, Weirdness

I'm a Bit Worried About Our “White Power” T-Shirts

Girl #1, looking at group of guys hanging out on the corner: They look like skinheads!
Girl #2: They're black.

Claremont, California

Posted on March 29, 2009
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Race, Words

…After Tuna Wrestling in Them.

Woman #1: I have to return some things to Victoria's Secret.
Woman #2: Why?
Woman #1: I don't like the way they smell.

Sandusky, Ohio

Overheard by: NOT a VS smeller

Posted on March 28, 2009
Clothes, Default, Names, Ohio, Questions, Weirdness, Women

I Gotta Get Home for Shabbas

Hobo, picking through recycling for cans and bottles: Thank god it's Friday!

Central Square
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Posted on March 28, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, God, Happiness, Hobos, Massachusetts

Then I'd Punch Her in the Face

Guy to friend: If I walked in on you making out with my little sister I would punch you in the face! But then I would be like, “Eh…she could do worse.”

Amherst, Massachusetts

Posted on March 28, 2009
Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Guys, Massachusetts, Relationships, Threats

What Else Is There to Do in Des Moines When It's Dark?

Girl #1: So Gabby's RA was telling her that someone shat on the carpet in the hallway the other night.
Girl #2: Wait, were they drunk or something?
Girl #1: I would think so. It was nighttime.

Drake University
Des Moines, Iowa

Posted on March 27, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Iowa, Poop, Questions

Is That What You Call Your Vagina?

Cashier to woman buying lots of sex toys and lingerie two days after Valentine's Day: Sweetie, you're a little late for Valentine's Day.
Woman: No matter. It's always a good time to freshen up the prop closet.

Touch of Romance
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: awesome

Posted on March 26, 2009
California, Clothes, Default, Employees, Fashion, Holidays, Stores, Toys, Women

I Just Wanted Permanent Safe Sex.

Flamboyant guy to another: There are just some things you can't laminate.

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Kate

Posted on March 26, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Pennsylvania, Queers, Weirdness, Words

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